School Lunch

Something that is beyond belief as to how badly it has failed and on how many levels. Something that has been messed up so badly that it could only possibly be compared to David Seymour's New Zealand School Lunch programme.

"Wow, that went badly, didn't it?"
"Yep, it's turned into a real School Lunch"

by chaicow March 16, 2025

Toddler Lunch

A chaotic, strangely endearing meal that looks like it was curated by a tiny drunk person with no concept of food groups. Typically includes 3–7 unrelated items such as four Goldfish crackers, half a string cheese, two grapes (one already bitten), a cold hot dog, a pancake with no syrup, and something suspiciously wet. Bonus points if it’s served on a plastic plate shaped like a dinosaur or unicorn.

“I forgot to pack lunch so I just raided the fridge and now I’m eating a full toddler lunch at my desk like a gremlin.”

by Biofuel-Et April 22, 2025

Israeli Lunch

To kill someone.

To kill multiple people.

Especially when the person is instead expecting help.

"She served him an Israeli lunch".

by Timboz July 23, 2025

The crack of lunch.

Someone who never wakes up until lunchtime.

There's no point in calling her yet, she never wakes up until the crack of lunch.

by Grenville Collins, August 4, 2007

touch your lunch

1. when a doctor performs a prostate cancer test on a man.

2. to penetrate the anus deeply.

1. You got a prostate exam at 39 because the doctor couldn't wait a year to touch your lunch.
2. I was banging her so hard from behind that I was touching her lunch!

by abner macgillicudy July 23, 2011

Tuesday after lunch

When it's ready, eventually.

We have always said that the kite would be released on a Tuesday after lunch - Andy Wardley

by Kelly Down December 4, 2012

Sacking Your Lunch

When you whack off into a condom.

My friend stole condoms from the store the other day. But he is so ugly, i dont think he will ever get it in.

Guy 2: Maybe he sacks his own lunch.

Guy 1: Yea Sacking Your Lunch.

by jj6jj6jj6 April 25, 2012