catholic lunch

The sort of thing you'd see a priest feeding a young catholic child. It is usually served warm and fresh from a fleshy tube. It tastes like salt and shame.

Brian: "Ramen doesn't really have a flavor, it just tastes like salt and shame."
Jim: "Sounds more like a catholic lunch to me."

by Jay Jay Jetplane February 20, 2014

Swamp Lunch

The act of going down on a member of the opposite sex who is exceptionally dirty and/or sweaty, typically both. Can refer to cunnilingus, fellatio, or rimjobs.

She hasn't showered in days but Jim didn't care, he still went in for a swamp lunch.

by Mghese July 20, 2020

MEJIA LUNCH

An extra long lunch hour when you are working, usually with candles and soft soothing music.

Hawk: Gallo are you taking a Mejia lunch today?
Gallo: Hell yea!

Gallo: I'm so tired I'm gonna take a Mejia lunch today!

by CoolRock February 14, 2021

Sack Lunch

The act of engaging in intercourse on one's lunch break

Jane had to brush her hair before the meeting because she had just returned from a sack lunch.

Jane had to work late so she scheduled a sack lunch with her date.

by Janibob August 2, 2017

Lunched

To stand up a person when there was a pre-ordained meeting .

To acknowledge a person and get ignored in return.

Damn! The fucker said he would come by! He never showed up!

Dude. You got lunched!

She looked right at me when I waved!

She lunched the shit out of you!

by beaujam June 20, 2020

Da Lunch Crew

Better than 'The Posse' at:

-NFL
-Being Cool
-Eating Lunch Together
-Assembling .etc

Girl 1: Have you seen Da Lunch Crew?
Girl 2: Yeah, they're so much cooler and more attractive than 'The Posse'.
Girl 3: They make 'The Posse' look like Geeks.

by DaLunchcrewerule April 23, 2011

lunch like adults

Downing three Venti at Starbucks during your lunch break, in lieu of eating actual food.

It's the middle of the week, but we still have time to have "lunch like adults."

by Spencer's Humor June 30, 2016