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Definitions by Timboz

Jewish Ceasefire

Or: 'Israeli ceasefire'
When two parties call a truce but one just keeps fighting anyway. Especially at a constant low level.
John told Jim: "Truce! Let's stop fighting and let bygones be bygones!"
But it turned out to be a Jewish ceasefire becuase John kept backstabbing Jim anyway.
Jewish Ceasefire by Timboz April 17, 2026

Jewish Ceasefire

Or: 'Israeli ceasefire'.
When two parties call a truce but one just keeps fighting anyway. Especially at a constant low level.
John told Jim: "Truce! Let's stop fighting and let bygones be bygones."
But it turned out it to be a Jewish ceasefire because John kept backstabbing Jim at work.
Jewish Ceasefire by Timboz April 17, 2026

Israeli Lunch 

To kill someone.

To kill multiple people.

Especially when the person is instead expecting help.
"She served him an Israeli lunch".
Israeli Lunch by Timboz July 23, 2025