the flying flapjack

The Flying Flapjack: When you shape your poop into a flapjack and cover it with buttermilk pancakes then serve it to a friend. Watch as the pancake goes flying out of their mouth.

Mom, I gave our neighbor our flying flapjack!
Mom: The one you hate?
Me: Yes! He spit it out so fast, It was like the pancake flew! You know the flying flapjack, where you cover your poop with the pancake? Nobody would know! 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

by A gay pancake August 19, 2017

weasel fling

A weasel fling is when you dip your erect penis in Elmer's glue, cover it in dog hair(googly eyes optional), and proceed to cock slap your partner.

I gave Jenny the ol' weasel fling last night. She ended up looking like Tom Selleck.

by Mench Frontana August 20, 2017

Uncomfortable Flying Folopple

When you get foloppled mid-air

I was on a trampoline... and all of a sudden there was a lollipop up my dick hole! I was a victim of the uncomfortable flying folopple.

by DefiningJusticeFromAssholes June 5, 2018

ding flong

Vilis ding flong

Vili used his ding flong last night when he was watching Romeo and Juliet

by Juliet wanted that ding dong August 19, 2018

Bing Flinger

When you flick your nuts when beating your dick, then your nut breaks off and falls to the floor.

I have a Bing flinger

by Poop Inspector October 17, 2018

Blind Flying

When a friend tries to blindly insert a Tampon into your vagina

“Tina tried to help with my Blind Flying but she kept missing.”

by Conartist66 November 15, 2018

Gain Flings

The vegetable counterpart of Tide pods.

Person 1: Eat Tide PODS!
Person 2: nvm I will have gain flings
Person 1: That's a vegetable
Person 2: ok but i dont care.

by UDfan1234567890 April 7, 2019