Dicphor

A joke found on Xbox Live that has spread like wildfire through the 12 year olds that play it. The original joke was created and distributed through a group of friends whose clan tags were DIK4 on Modern Warfare 2.

12 Year Old: dood ur FAL is modded cuz u wer so fast at sh0ting.
DIK4: Dude I was using the ACR, quit being such a dicphor.
12 Year Old: wats a dicphor
DIK4: UR MOM
Everyone In Lobby: LOLOLOLOL

by Eagle14 November 30, 2010

No skin off my dick

Basically says "This does not concern me."

John: Hey can I borrow your history book?
Bob: Hell no bitch
John: But I'm going to fail my history test!
Bob: No skin off my dick

by borat412 October 12, 2010

Daniel Seaveys Dick

Its a good 15 inches my man

Daniel seaveys dick is 15 inches and its so large

by eatadick7277 January 6, 2019

Camp dick

After you’ve been out camping for a few days and haven’t showered— you come home and she still wants that stank dick

I came home after a week in the woods rocking a bad case of camp dick- Jason still went down on it anyway tho!!!

by Bigdickballer420 February 28, 2019

Big Dick Syndrome

When a man with a big dick feels like that’s all he needs to offer resulting in weak ass foreplay

Girl...he had big dick syndrome....no foreplay just wanted to murder the pussy. Smh

by AllyGDMV October 5, 2020

suck dick

the action I would like to be partaking in currently.

I would like to suck dick right now.

by UpsetStomach.Org July 23, 2021

Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions

When you are looking through definitions people have wrote for the Urban Dictionary and you see one so terribly disgusting you have to click the Keep Out button 180,000 times

If I had a dollar for everytime I just clicked the Keep Out button I could raise a child. Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions?!

by I'm A Fucking Unicorn June 15, 2016