dead mom jokes 

Unlike mom jokes, these jokes are not funny. Especially if the death has been recent.
However, if you have someone that does not know that the mom is dead, and they make jokes all the time, thinking they are the funniest person ever. It is funny to laugh at them.

mat fourneir -Sex with your mom last night was bad!
holly- what?
mat- she was stiff as a board

dead mom jokes by Larry April 13, 2004

Dead Doggy 

A game for old owners who don't like to throw, and old dogs who don't like to fetch. Both players settle in their most comfortable spots and whoever gets up first is the loser.

I spent the afternoon playing dead doggy with Oliver, and I won.

Dead Doggy by knowman March 23, 2008

dead fish 

A limp, lifeless handshake.

People in the business community will have no respect for you if you hand them the dead fish.

dead fish by freewill December 16, 2011

Dead Root 

A noun used to label / describe or characterize a person whom has engaged in coitus, and whom was either particularly:
a)sexually unfulfilling
b)sexually disatisfying
c)frigid, but is coerced by their partner - without resort to rape - to engage in intercourse, and has proved to be unadventurous or generally uncooperative
d)fundamentally a 'dud' in the sack.
e)a person (generally female) who engages in coitus under the pretense that the said act requires them to be both present and semi-recumbent so as to allow penetration, without any effort or manoeuvering(i.e. movement - just lay there and take it)

"Fuck dude! Tahli was a dead root ... I was like fully trying to mach her, but she just lay there."
"She is a dead root man, don't go there; may as well fuck a pie - cause you'll end up doing all the work."

Dead Root by El_Gilbartos April 11, 2006

dead chicken

The act of grasping one's own flaccid penis below the glans and stetching it upwards and laterally toward the right nipple. Usually performed as an insult.

Brad asked me to check out his brand-new belt buckle, but when I looked down, all I could see was a dead chicken. What a punk-ass.

dead chicken by Johnny Stone April 21, 2006

dead water 

H2O! Replaced now by 'water beverages'.

Dead water is called so because of the new 'aquaceuticals' market of 'enhanced' or 'designer water', like Propel made by Gatorade rich in calcium/ sodium/ potassium/ magnesium/ chloride 'lytes (electrolytes) and trace-vitamins or those that come with caffiene (or, 'caffienated water').

dead water by hammer---;, hytham April 21, 2007

Dead Shredder

1. When a guy puts his hand on his Penis and his partner or whomever moves his arm, thus stroking his man meat with his hand.

2. To give someone a handjob with their own hand.

Jason Mewes demonstrated the Dead Shredder to Seth Rogen at the end of Zack and Miri Make A Porno.

Dead Shredder by DJ Dingus January 16, 2010