Coffee

Every college students necessity. The addictive drug that makes you stay alert when there is no earthly reason you should still be awake. It achieves this by tricking the brain into thinking that you have had a good night's sleep. Many generations have used this drug to get through exams, tests, and boring meetings.

John: What time did you go to sleep last night? You looking glowing.
Sally: Man, I didn't. I just took coffee.
John: Whoa, dude!

by Tonovo October 22, 2012

coffee jew

Someone who pours themselves the last cup of coffee at work and doesn't bother making another pot for anyone else.

"Rob didn't bother making another pot of coffee. What a coffee jew."

"Alicia, did you get coffee jewed?"

by tadboinky August 19, 2013

coffee brandy

Allen's Coffee Brandy has been called both "the champagne of Maine" and "an epidemic."

At last tally, the best-selling bottle of hard liquor in the state of Maine was the roughly half-gallon container of Allen's Coffee Flavored Brandy. The No. 2 seller was . . . the liter-size bottle of Allen's Coffee Brandy.

by banjax October 26, 2013

Coffee

A drink made from coffee beans and water that can be highly addictive. Used to help you stay awake for anything from studying to playing your Xbox till the early hours of the morning. Also used to wake you up when you are extremely tired from doing stuff like that.

"I'm so tired, I got no sleep last night."
"Here, have some coffee to get you going."

by Sqyd April 27, 2014

cuffless

a girl that ( usually ugly-cute) only gets used for a little bit til the guy cuts her off, then shes off to the next guy

that girl has been talking to so many guys, no one will take her, shes cuffless.

by deltattt December 2, 2016

Coffee Nazi

Person who's very existence is to correct spelling and grammar of others on internet. Most commonly found in coffee shops telling other patrons how they are Vegan and or gluten intolerant.

Bitch was all coffee nazi, telling me I'm to stupid to spell and I need grammar lessons.

by DanOgram June 12, 2018

CoffeeWanker

One who frequents coffee outlets for pleasure and who complains about the VAT hike but didn't complain before when the coffee outlet didn't pass it on and has passed on the HIKE now. A coffee shop owner also falls under this term because they are crying in the national media about vat hike.

Look at that CoffeeWanker going in for coffee in a shop that hiked the price but they complained about it.

by JImmyIreland January 3, 2019