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fat cancer

A form of cancer caused by build up of fatty lipids. These lipids grow too quickly for the body forming a cancer. This cancer is mainly formed due to severe obesity. There has only been one reported incident with a 13 year old boy living near Cleveland OH. There are eight different stages in this cancer thoughtfully named "Fat cancer I" "Fat cancer II" "Fat cancer III" "Fat cancer IV" "Fat cancer V" "Fat cancer VI" "Fat cancer VII" and "Fat cancer VIII"

Fat cancer I - the first form of fat cancer starts as small lipid buildup which cannot be seen as it is hidden by layers of fat, thus Fat cancer is unpredictable and little is known about it. These lipid begin eating each other and multiplying eventually forming a type of inbreeding which first produces the malignant tumors.

Fat cancer II - The cancer expands to the brain. The infected person becomes very angered and emotional. The person starts to sleep more and dream of being more social and feels superior. They also feel as though they are intelligent and seem to become "know it alls"

Fat cancer III - The cancer reaches the ears creating a puss which tends to form blisters which infect the area. Bleeding may occur.

Fat cancer IV - The fully developed cancer starts eating away at the brain which depresses the infected and causes the infected person to whine excessively.

Fat cancer V - The person becomes less social as some parts of the brain are lost due to the infection and starts only playing by himself.

Fat cancer VI - This is the least known stage of fat cancer. Some doctors say this stage induces excessive masturbation as the infected become more and more attracted to gay pornography.

Fat cancer VII - The cancer begins losing its power as most of the infected's brain has been eaten and devoured by the cancer. The infected will seem to think they are very intelligent while they are actually extremely dumb.

Fat cancer VIII - The fat cancer eats the rest of the potential organs which results in DEATH.
Son, stay away from that kid, he has fat cancer.
by CookiesR4U May 8, 2008
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Cancel Culture

When a famous person is accused of racism or sexual assault people start to boycott him those who defend that kind of person will call it cancel culture to denounce it instead of denouncing this kind of behavior or the rape culture and racism systemic.
why you blame the cancel culture instead of his actions ?
That was a long time ago !
He is still a racist and a rapist also he never go in jail and still rich why you defending and supporting someone like that . You believe in cancel culture but you will denies the rape culture you dont deserve any respect for defending a rapist . In 98% of case the rapist will never go in jail .
by mike20009 August 15, 2020
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e-cancer

the cough you get from using e-cigarettes, although they are considered "safe"
pep: *cough* i think im getting sick.
colby: you got the e-cancer!
by viciousk December 20, 2009
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Cancer Paper

She died from puffin' on too much Cancer Paper.
by Big D November 12, 2003
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Vehicular Cancer

fatal cancer of the lower region of one's body. Usually relating to the prostate or colon. Often causes an inflamed Vehiculous.
Steve- "Did you hear that Thomas has vehicular cancer?"
Michael- "Shoot. that guys gunna die."
by Ismaelian October 25, 2008
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cancerator

An object that may cause and/or increase the risk of cancer, specifically by emitting deadly radiation. Cell phones are an example of an object that would fall into such a category.
"Dude, give me a call later on your cancerator. Oh, and I hope you don't catch cancer, man."
by PenguinPants March 31, 2008
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Cancer Man

Worst type of men ever, even tho there’s no good type of men. Will be talking to 100 other girls. These men will not make u feel special. That’s all thank you.
Person 1: yo who’s that ugly ass musty ass looking ass white ass who looks like he doesn’t wash his ass guy over there

Person 2: he’s definitely a cancer man
by idkwhattoputhere March 21, 2021
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