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Cock warming 

Farmer: the rooster got out in the rain and now it looks like it's due for some cock warming

Farmer's wife: I'll go get it a blanket
Cock warming by I_69ed_ur_mom November 12, 2020

cock-block 

interupting on a buddy or someone while he is trying to get with a girl
Wow, that guy is being a real cock-block.
cock-block by Fava October 3, 2005

cock blocking

To hinder, by whatever means, the chances of another male from getting a sexual encounter with a female.
Man, will you get da fuck outta here and stop cock blocking me you Ja Rule loving parasite.
cock blocking by The gifted 1. June 12, 2003

cock sling 

to flip your errected penis into your wasteband. It is highly un-noticeable this way and it totally rocks your world.
Phil: Man I have a huge errection right now!
Dave: Don`t worry man, put it in a cock sling!
cock sling by dave kadden April 16, 2008
Snake bite piercings on the bottom lip.

Like a train track for your wang.
Ashley from WWE has a cock rail, how convenient!
cock rail by stevestevesteve October 9, 2007

Cock guider 

the opposite of cock blocking, helping another dude get laid. Guiding the cock into the vagina (metaphorically otherwise its just insertion)
Dude, im a cock guider, he never would have gotten with her without my guidance!!
Cock guider by themurahan February 21, 2009