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Body Covid by FounderOfBodyCovid January 28, 2023
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Suicide by Covid
Noun, /ˈs(j)u ɪˌsaɪd/ /baɪ/ /ˈkoʊvɪd/
The act of intentionally refusing inoculation in order to die a horrible death on a hospital ventilator while your friends and family watch helplessly and abuse hospital staff who are trying to help you. Similar to suicide by cop, suicide by COVID allows the suiciding individual to entirely shift the blame and responsibility for their own suicide.
Motivations for suicide by COVID vary and can be complex, but here are the top reasons:
1. To own the libs
2. To prove you're a lion and not a sheeple
3. To get away from your spouse and children, forever
4. To be a human sacrifice for the orange MAGA god (who has wholly replaced the Christian god for MAGA believers)
5. To further burden our overtaxed healthcare system and in the process use as many Medicare dollars as humanly possible before dying because socialism is only bad for minorities and the poor but socialism is a good thing when conservatives are on the receiving end.
6. To die a martyr in the MAGA war against science and reality
As for etymology, suicide by COVID first appeared in June of 2021, when vaccinations became widely available. It derives from suicide by cop with COVID replacing cop as the instrument of suicide.
The act of intentionally refusing inoculation in order to die a horrible death on a hospital ventilator while your friends and family watch helplessly and abuse hospital staff who are trying to help you. Similar to suicide by cop, suicide by COVID allows the suiciding individual to entirely shift the blame and responsibility for their own suicide.
Motivations for suicide by COVID vary and can be complex, but here are the top reasons:
1. To own the libs
2. To prove you're a lion and not a sheeple
3. To get away from your spouse and children, forever
4. To be a human sacrifice for the orange MAGA god (who has wholly replaced the Christian god for MAGA believers)
5. To further burden our overtaxed healthcare system and in the process use as many Medicare dollars as humanly possible before dying because socialism is only bad for minorities and the poor but socialism is a good thing when conservatives are on the receiving end.
6. To die a martyr in the MAGA war against science and reality
As for etymology, suicide by COVID first appeared in June of 2021, when vaccinations became widely available. It derives from suicide by cop with COVID replacing cop as the instrument of suicide.
I saw on Facebook that Uncle Bubba just died on a ventilator. He committed suicide by COVID, 'cause he wasn't no sheeple. He owned them libtards real good. Praise Trump!
Suicide by Covid by dustyoracle December 20, 2021
it’s the COVID!
Well I was going to get you a birthday card and a nice present and make you a nice dinner and everything, but you know... it’s the COVID!
it’s the COVID! by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020
America’s Got COVID
A spin-off of the TV hit, “America’s Got Talent,” this show has teams of very sick people competing for big prizes by successfully contact tracing to find the source of their Coronavirus infection.
I watched America’s Got COVID the other night and I was crying tears of joy as they narrowed down the possible sources until they hit on this little girl’s grandmother; it was all so exciting and disturbing at the same time!
America’s Got COVID by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2020
The Covid 15
Much like the Freshman 15 when a student starts college he gains 15 pounds, the Covid 15 is when people start to gain weight due to inactivity during the Coronavirus pandemic.
The Covid 15 by newyy1 June 8, 2020
3 Covid-57
It is referred to a person who has contracted the coronavirus thrice since the math can prove this statement
3×(covid -19)= 3 covid-57
Example : "Brazilian president , Jair Bolsonaro has contracted 3 covid-57 "
3×(covid -19)= 3 covid-57
Example : "Brazilian president , Jair Bolsonaro has contracted 3 covid-57 "
Example :
Bob: "The Brazilian president , Jair Bolsonaro has contracted the coronavirus thrice"
Jacob:"No, he has 3 covid-57"
Bob: "The Brazilian president , Jair Bolsonaro has contracted the coronavirus thrice"
Jacob:"No, he has 3 covid-57"
3 Covid-57 by joelpotatochipsoats July 29, 2020
When COVID is over
"When COVID is over" is a twitter trend where people joke about corona-virus never going away, whilst comparing it to pop culture trends and things people tend to never finish, like laundry.
"When COVID is over" is starting to sound like "When one direction comes back"
"When COVID is over" is starting to sound like "When my laundry is done"
"When COVID is over" is starting to sound like "When my laundry is done"
When COVID is over by OogaBoogaBruh January 27, 2021