ape

male version of a bop (always pussy eating)

lil man gets with anybodyyyy that right there is an apeeee

by hsjavaaa January 22, 2024

AP

Ap is active he has a seasonal Tech “He’s so AP”
AP means “active”

“Damn that’s so AP”

by APEDRO January 29, 2024

aquatic ape

The homo sapiens that thrive in riparian environments and may birth your children in warm water. Basically a mermaid monkey or a selkie.

Devan: babies can swim instinctually and hold their breath when born in water?

Saoirse: well yes, maybe we are all evolved aquatic apes.

by Birth monkey April 2, 2023

Ape

Armenian slang for brother. Originally axper but shortened to ape

“Ape es gandoni lava qunem”
Translates to “bro this kid looks really. Nice I can’t wait to meet his family”

by Shahumyan_kar April 15, 2023

Ape Dos Mil

Yeah it's over,
You can bet in mid-October,
I will still be ranting bout most early may.
Yeah he's a winner
He's a god damned sinner.
While he dines I'm on the wrong side of the day
And I said,
I don't understand why I'm fumbling after
You're the reason
I cannot forget this season
Or the letter when you first referred to eight.
And I said

It's a Calypso, but it's not easy to know.
You walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning.
It's not easy to know

Yeah it's over,
You can bet when mid-October ends,
I'll still be ranting bout most early may.
So yeah, he's a winner,
He's a goddamn sinner,
While he dines I'm in the wrong side of the day
And I said,
I don't understand why I'm fumblin' after
Yeah you're the reason i cannot forget this season.
Or the lesson how an Ape shall not kill Ape
And I said...

It's a Calypso, but it's not easy to know.
you walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning
It's not easy to know

It's just a tango
But it's not easy to choke,
I walk around with my horns down now,
But it's not easy to know

I'm going under
You can trust a man who's a governor,
Ape can't trust man.

You can trust a man with a gun at all,
Ape can't trust man.

It's a Calypso, but it's not easy to know.
you walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning
It's not easy to know

It's just a tango
But it's not easy to choke,
I walk around with my horns down now,
But it's not easy to choke

How could you win?
If you know he's back to blame
Knowing you're right, won't you wait?

Ape Dos Mil

by Death Menace May 11, 2023

AP

pain

Student: I'm so excited to start my AP Class, I'm gonna learn so much!
Teacher: Welcome to your first day of hell.

by peetsaisgoodfru February 1, 2023

cross-ribbed ape watcher

a random insult that makes no sense but still stings

"My friend Levi called me a cross-ribbed ape watcher."
"What does that even mean?"
"No idea, but long story short, I'm never asking him how to spell orange again"

by yourpseudonym5675 December 4, 2022