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a running joke within the writing community

it is extremely valued by readers worldwide and if threatened will be viciously protected by lonely, mentally ill teenagers.
"Wattpad is why I have not gotten more than 3 hours of sleep on a daily basis"
Wattpad by areyougayhomie April 8, 2023
A game about a square with a bowler hat that has a party bomb in.
I really like wattam, because it's weird, silly, & lore filled.
Wattam by Mixels April 26, 2023
Shortening of What-a-burger.
You: Dudes, I’m hungry as shit, y’all wanna eat somewhere

Other: Bro it’s 3 in the fucking morning, the fuck is open

Other 2: Sure, Whattas.
Whattas by bandit4k June 18, 2023
Usually after fucking and Asian escort, you will scream watto as you climax
watto by ASIAN ESCORT July 17, 2023
person1 : i need water i feel thirsty
person2: man, you're such a wattee
wattee by re4sonn July 22, 2023

wattenberg 

A man who sits in the corner and jerks off while watching a stranger plough his wife. He cannot cum until his wife and stranger finish the act then urinate upon him.

Typically has self esteem and Daddy issues.
I think Bobby is a Wattenberg.
wattenberg by Van Halen August 3, 2023