Wattoed 

When someone is so utterly bladdered on alcohol their mental function falls to a near halt and cannot think properly or coherently any longer.

Last night he had so much spiced rum he was absolutely wattoed out his mind.

Wattoed by wrinkylbumcrack July 21, 2022

Watted 

Adjective

Pronounced like “ratted” with a W, is present tense and does not change form when plural or in other tenses.

Definition: When one’s movement is inhibited by a cat lying on them.

I can’t come to the kitchen right now because I’m being watted.

Watted by shoppingcart2.0 November 6, 2020

Wattoned 

To spectacularly break or 'screw up' something which was quite happily working until this point

Wow, that's been Wattoned!!
Has he gone and Wattoned it again?!
You know when you've been Wattoned!

Wattoned by THE WATTONISER November 2, 2010

Wattsed

(1) Getting negged at the local restaurant by having your order forgotten.
(2) Even though being a regular, there is a dislike by employees

Aww man, I hate going there, I always get wattsed and wait forever for my food.

Wattsed by UNHKid August 25, 2003

WATTED OUT 

TO DROP SOMEONES NAME TO GET THEM IN TROUBLE.

YOUVE BEEN WATTED OUT!

WATTED OUT by CHOCLATE SNOFLAKE November 29, 2009

WatTheDogDoinAndaDa

Wat/what The/the Dog/dog Doin/doing Anda/and da/how

Short version:WTDDAD
Long version:WatTheDogDoinAndaDa
Shorter version:WTDA
Longer version:WatTheDogDoinAndaDaAndaDa

This means whats your dog doing and how it does

Guy 1:WatTheDogDoinAndaDa?

Guy 2:idk

WatTheDogDoinAndaDa by yalikejazzmom? October 13, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019