food shui

The art of plating ones food in such a way that it brings harmony, balance, and maximum yum factor. Food shui can also be achieved by the arrangement and order of ingredients (ie: bun, patty, cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, bun VS. bun, tomato, onion l, patty, lettuce, cheese, bun).

While Howzer was taking photos for food porn, food shui could not be achieved until after he placed the quarters of grilled zucchini slightly on and next to the neatly piled cheddar mashed potatoes, and then gently placing the NY steak atop the potatoes and beside the zucchini.

by Howzer79 May 23, 2015

Ghost Food

Food that you've dropped (or even felt landing on your body) but is nowhere to be found, as if you never dropped any.

I was eating chips today and I dropped one but I couldn't find it anywhere, must have been ghost food.

by Anonymous Mark April 14, 2014

NASA food

Highly processed and coloured food which will not even make you feel satisfied. Kept in airtight packets and you only need to add water to eat it. Designed just to make you full. There is no flavour, weird shapes and taste like air.
P.S. the containers looked like laboratory apparatus.

Why is the cheese so bland? Is this NASA food?

by A dying goat November 25, 2017

Faggot (food)

Cited from wikipedia.org, "Faggots are meatballs made from minced off-cuts and offal, especially pork (traditionally pig's heart, liver, and fatty belly meat or bacon) together with herbs for flavouring and sometimes added bread crumbs. It is a traditional dish in the United Kingdom, especially South and Mid Wales and the English Midlands."

"I like eating Faggot (food)s, they taste good."

by 1x1 January 7, 2022

Food at home

The same prepackaged food you have been living off of for the past 5 years or the omega poor meal you put together despite living in a two story house, owning yeezys/tims, only wearing "designer clothing", and blowing 2k of your moms credit card on vbucks last week like it was no big deal.

Me: mom can we stop at McDonald's

Mom: we have food at home

Food at home:

by Pee Doge January 5, 2021

hamster food

When you shove your hamster in your anus and go about your day normally.

Tim: Hey Johnny you're walking kinda funny is everything alright?
Johnny: Yep just a little Hamster Food.

by Errect Phalic Member May 27, 2016

depression food

something you go to buy from the nearest store to numb your feelings, like snacks, chips, cereal, usually something unhealthy.

Jared: hey, where were you?
Chris: oh, I was buying depression food.

by xxalex March 2, 2021