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A variant of mdpv created by John Mcafee the creator of mcafee antivirus.

Tan, also known as "super perv powder" makes you extremely horny and paranoid. It was created around 2012 after mcafee moved to Belize to presumably escape legal troubles and to develop a drug with 31 year old ethnobotanist Allison Addonizio called quorumex. He posted about his findings on a popular drug forum called Bluelight.ru under the username Stuffmonger.

Sources: "John McAfee: The Craziest Man In Tech (Part 2/4)" on youtube and the tan thread on Bluelight.ru
Examples of Tan mdpv being talked about in a sentence by John Mcaffee are as follows:

"Measure your dose, apply a small amount of saliva to just the tip of your middle finger, press it against the dose, insert. You will be well rewarded."

"I will not, anymore, let anyone on Tan be alone with my dogs for example. (I have 14 dogs). Twice in the past year Tan users (one man, one woman - both after major massive doses, to be fair), attempted to have sex with one of my dogs."
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The same prepackaged food you have been living off of for the past 5 years or the omega poor meal you put together despite living in a two story house, owning yeezys/tims, only wearing "designer clothing", and blowing 2k of your moms credit card on vbucks last week like it was no big deal.
Me: mom can we stop at McDonald's

Mom: we have food at home

Food at home:
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The overpriced limb rag that teens blow all their money on to flex their sigma male grindset. Then complain about how they're now poor.
Also known to middle schoolers as the second coming of Jesus Christ.
Retard: You know I got that bape hoodie. trips
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The act of distributing something like weapons or gnarly drugs like weed, methamphetamine, crack cocaine, fentanyl, acid, ketamine, black tar heroin, and Tan mdpv used by John mcafee.
Question form: Yo dawg, you dealin?
Statement form: Little Timmy is always dealin out back when school is over.
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