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thongnosis

A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:

- a thong bikini bottom or g-string
- thong panties
- thong straps that conspicuously protrude from the waistline of a pair of jeans.

The goal is to divert attention from one's plain or unattractive face, or otherwise unattractive body. This purposeful deception falls between "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance and actually undergoing cosmetic surgery or liposuction.

This technique is more "equal opportunity" than boobnosis or legnosis (which are so DNA dependent) because of the woman's willingness to bare her butt in public. This carries a lot of weight with men.

The butt in question can actually be somewhat flat, large, or even slightly flabby, but these negative characteristics may be somewhat discounted as long as it is uncovered. A very attractive butt, of course, greatly enhances the overall thongnosis effect.
"There were three chicks at the pool party using thongnosis to try and attract guys. However, once they took a long, second look, the thongnosis was dispelled and they were not duped by the subterfuge. I hope those chicks don't become future cougars."
by One Stark Reality April 11, 2008
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Hunter S.Thompson

Amazing writer and journalist. Famous books include Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,Rum Diary, and Hell's Angels. He passed February 21, 2005 from suicide
The death of Hunter Thompson was a sad day for the world of journalism
by Holden February 23, 2005
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Thong Jerk

When a girl wraps her thong around a guys cock and jerks him off.
Kath loved to jerk off guys with her thong.
by <insert> October 1, 2004
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Hunter S. Thompson Syndrome (HSTS)

A condition characterized by the adoption, and subsequent involuntary internalization of, the mannerisms and habits of the late Hunter S. Thompson.
Johnny Depp's case of Hunter S. Thompson Syndrome (HSTS) during the filming of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas was so accurate and deeply entrenched that it actually creeped out Thompson himself.
by Badwig January 23, 2010
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trap-a-thon

I cant chill right now, i'm on a trap-a-thon
by Freddy P April 3, 2009
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Shitty Thomas

1. Kareem Campbell does the Ghetto Bird; Jimmy Carlin does the shitty thomas.
2. Jimmy Carlin spells it Chetty Thomas. However, it's pronounced shitty thomas. Thus shitty thomas is a knockoff in itself.
3. Zangief does the Spinning Pile Driver; Hugo does the shitty thomas.
4. Sting does the Scorpion Deathlock, while Bret Hart does the shitty thomas.
5. Dr Pepper Snapple Group sells 7 Up, but The Coca-Cola Company sells the shitty thomas.
6. Led Zeppelin sings Kashmir, and Puff Daddy sings the shitty thomas.
7. Sonic The Hedgehog is The Fastest Thing Alive, while Rainbow Dash is the shitty thomas.
by  PimpUigi October 31, 2011
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thoed

describing word;tight, cool, a state of mind;drunk, gone off dat lean, high, etc
Variation:Throwed
mmmayne im too thoed
dat slab is mo thoed than pizza dough
i was too thoed last nite at tha club
or sarcastically: damn cuz, that mullet is thoed...
by /kj4beats January 2, 2008
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