The Texas logs is only found in Texas. The Texas logs is where you go into a restroom, a friends house or a public place and it appears that people don’t know how to flush the toilet and they love their logs. Must be from all of the brisket, steak, bbq and tacos they eat that the Texas log will not flush.
Flush the Texas logs in the toilet. Must be a Texas log in that toilet. Too much brisket is your diet and the Texas log will not flush
by Bubba A July 25, 2021
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by GSI apples July 28, 2023
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Hurry to the bathroom with me, I got a log coming out but I’m kind of horny. It’s gonna be a loo lap log.
by ChodeFilA January 29, 2023
Get the loo lap log mug.When a man has performed vaginal, anal, and oral sex in the same encounter (in that particular order), it is known as the sloppy log.
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This gif has a dog with thigh highs transforming.
This gif has a dog with thigh highs transforming.
by SomeUrbanKid December 22, 2024
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I am so 0%÷root(∛√(1÷789), log(log2(atan(acos(asin(456!)))×e×123+asinh(acosh(atanh(π×0.0484041570))))))
by Erodoeht22 April 12, 2025
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Person 1: “Woaaaah dude I scored two chog logs at that house!!”
Person 2: “Let me out of the fridge bro”
Person 2: “Let me out of the fridge bro”
by Chog Logger October 5, 2025
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