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Keller High School 

A school filled with TikTok stars and boys with 3 inch penises. Most girls shop at Southlake Town square or urban to be “quirky”. Everyone looks the same. The black population is 1%. Many vape meet ups in the bathroom stalls. Most girls also have STD’s. Also throw really weird parties with shitty music. Total weed eaters will pay 20 a g for sure. In general keller is weird as fuck wouldn’t associate at all.
“ You fucked Mackenzie?”
“Yeah it was a huge mistake I now have a STD, fuck theese keller high school bitches

google killed youtube 

Apparently Google employ way to many people who have nothing meaningful to do
So all they do is change things that already work
I remember thing like the google homepage and chrome, getting incrementally better, buggy interfaces improved, etc.
Now new updates just ruin all the improvements made
it's like some inefficient government run nonsense, ruined by lots of pointless committees, meetings, that have to be seen to be doing something, and in the end, just changing thing that already work.
Open comment board. Now, restricted comment board with accounts with real names, with lots of ways for people to block each other's comments, and report others like little babies! Google killed YouTube the day they bought it!

Killbrae 

-Another name for Millbrae, CA.

-A self-mocking term for Millbrae residents.

-A nickname used to express how awesome Millbrae is.

Since the first publication, "Killbrae" has been used in common slang to refer to the town. It has been put on t-shirts, used in songs, and put on show flyers.

Thought up by arp, and birkle (of Millbrae) while on the train (back to Millbrae). They thought it was funny, since Millbrae has a lot of punk kids who think they're all hard and ish, but they're not.

"Killbrae's streets are hard as nails".
Killbrae by birkle October 29, 2007

Who Killed Captain Alex 

The best fucking movie in the entire Multiverse. So the movie starts out in the year 2013, everybody in wakali are elite belts in karate. Then all of the people have the best fucking guns in the world, there's this one made out of PVC pipes and it's painted black. Also the Africans are like really agile and active, they jump at each-other and kick one another as if the victims asking his friend to get a landmine off of his shoe. The movie kinda ends whenever Captain Alex dies and they introduce his cousins Dads brothers son "Bruce U", i don't know how he's related to Bruce Lee maybe. Also theres scenes where a black woman got shot.
Who killed captain alex was a pretty good movie.

Kellered 

Engaging in or witnessing sexual interactions involving ocular enthusiast and foremost god of gay porn, Colby Keller.

Results include being overcome by a combination of lust, awe, emotional fulfillment, and mild to moderate asphyxia. Similar to the experience of eating a large and lovely cake.
Tommy has had a spring in his step since he got Kellered last Tuesday.
Kellered by I saw penis March 7, 2014
The Butcher of Bengahzi
Killary left those men to die in Bengahzi
Killary by Wolfe44mag August 24, 2016