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soft taco

A loose pussy.

A vagina that has been fucked so much it's hella loose.
"That hooker has a soft taco".
by birkle December 16, 2006
mugGet the soft tacomug.

scribbles on crack

A group of ragtag skate-pirates who reside in the Bay Area.

In resent years has become somewhat of a band between certain individuals, with its own rituals, traditions, legends, and holidays.

“SOC” for short.
"chavez and birkle are members of scribbles on crack".
by birkle August 9, 2006
mugGet the scribbles on crackmug.

John Law

A police officer who does not abuse their power, and honorably upholds the motto "To Serve and Protect". An officer who remembers what it's like to be a kid, and carries insight for all people.
"John Law" - Dropkick Murphys

"Now let me tell you about a man named John Law He's a neighborhood cop the toughest man I ever saw A man who knows his duty, a man with a gun To the people in the neighborhood John Law is number one

Freeze, we said Stop His name was John Law For John Law, Neighborhood cop A man we know and love

When John Laws not kickin' Ass on robbers and rapist He's helpin little kids deliver newspapers When John Laws not chasin crackheads from their perch He's helpin old ladies on their way to church

chorus:

He walks the Beat Riding scumbags from the streets He turns his eye to petty crime Cause John Law will never drop a dime

Suburban Anarchists who've never broke the law Sing about police oppression, but they've never met John Law He doesn't fuck with young kids drinking in the Park But he makes the city safe for women after dark."
by birkle January 12, 2009
mugGet the John Lawmug.

SOC

Acronym for "scribbles on crack."

Pronounced like "sock."

Also can be said like "S-O-C".

See: scribbles on crack
"Couch totally represents SOC."
"Couch totally represents the S.O.C."
by birkle August 10, 2006
mugGet the SOCmug.

Millingame

The residential streets that run along the Millbrae, and Burlingame (CA) border.
Since you can never really know what city you're in, that area is known as "Millingame".

Also used to describe southern Millbrae, and northern Burlingame.

Credits for this name go to Millingame resident, Jason Moore.
"On this side of the street, we're in Millbrae, but on that side of the street we're in Burlingame.... we must be in Millingame".
by birkle September 9, 2007
mugGet the Millingamemug.

Mexican roulette

At a party or any other social function:

-Buy a box of condoms
-Take out one condom
-Take a pin and puncture the condom while in the wrapper
-Put the punctured condom back into the box
-Let people take the condoms freely

Much like russian roulette, this will end up with your life ending.
Person 1: "Did you hear Josh Chavez's cousins' friend got pregnant"?

Person 2: "Yeah, she was at a party a few weeks ago, we played mexican roulette".

Person 1: "You're going to hell".

Person 2: "I know".
by birkle April 24, 2008
mugGet the Mexican roulettemug.

South Millbrae

-The City formally known as Burlingame, CA.

After the Millbrae Brother's victory over the Burlingame Metal Scene on the 12th of October in the year of our lord, two thousand and seven, the territory known as "Burlingame" was seized and became South Millbrae.
Person 1:"What you doing today man"?

Person 2:"I think I'm gonna take the train down to South Millbrae and check out the new iPods at the Apple store".

Person 1:"Tits"!
by birkle October 29, 2007
mugGet the South Millbraemug.

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