John Law

A police officer who does not abuse their power, and honorably upholds the motto "To Serve and Protect". An officer who remembers what it's like to be a kid, and carries insight for all people.
"John Law" - Dropkick Murphys

"Now let me tell you about a man named John Law He's a neighborhood cop the toughest man I ever saw A man who knows his duty, a man with a gun To the people in the neighborhood John Law is number one

Freeze, we said Stop His name was John Law For John Law, Neighborhood cop A man we know and love

When John Laws not kickin' Ass on robbers and rapist He's helpin little kids deliver newspapers When John Laws not chasin crackheads from their perch He's helpin old ladies on their way to church

chorus:

He walks the Beat Riding scumbags from the streets He turns his eye to petty crime Cause John Law will never drop a dime

Suburban Anarchists who've never broke the law Sing about police oppression, but they've never met John Law He doesn't fuck with young kids drinking in the Park But he makes the city safe for women after dark."
by birkle February 14, 2008
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South Millbrae

-The City formally known as Burlingame, CA.

After the Millbrae Brother's victory over the Burlingame Metal Scene on the 12th of October in the year of our lord, two thousand and seven, the territory known as "Burlingame" was seized and became South Millbrae.
Person 1:"What you doing today man"?

Person 2:"I think I'm gonna take the train down to South Millbrae and check out the new iPods at the Apple store".

Person 1:"Tits"!
by birkle October 13, 2007
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Killbrae

-Another name for Millbrae, CA.

-A self-mocking term for Millbrae residents.

-A nickname used to express how awesome Millbrae is.

Since the first publication, "Killbrae" has been used in common slang to refer to the town. It has been put on t-shirts, used in songs, and put on show flyers.

Thought up by arp, and birkle (of Millbrae) while on the train (back to Millbrae). They thought it was funny, since Millbrae has a lot of punk kids who think they're all hard and ish, but they're not.

by birkle October 13, 2007
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SOC

Acronym for "scribbles on crack."

Pronounced like "sock."

Also can be said like "S-O-C".

See: scribbles on crack
"Couch totally represents SOC."
"Couch totally represents the S.O.C."
by birkle August 10, 2006
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scribbles on crack

A group of ragtag skate-pirates who reside in the Bay Area.

In resent years has become somewhat of a band between certain individuals, with its own rituals, traditions, legends, and holidays.

SOC” for short.

"chavez and birkle are members of scribbles on crack".
by birkle August 09, 2006
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salty

Used to describe one who is mean and angry for no good, or no reason at all.
He was hella salty after he was picked last for kickball.
by birkle May 28, 2006
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Mexican roulette

At a party or any other social function:

-Buy a box of condoms
-Take out one condom
-Take a pin and puncture the condom while in the wrapper
-Put the punctured condom back into the box
-Let people take the condoms freely

Much like russian roulette, this will end up with your life ending.
Person 1: "Did you hear Josh Chavez's cousins' friend got pregnant"?

Person 2: "Yeah, she was at a party a few weeks ago, we played mexican roulette".

Person 1: "You're going to hell".

Person 2: "I know".
by birkle April 25, 2008
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