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Joint hogging

The act of holding onto a joint way too long, puffing it multiple times, and refusing to pass it around the circle.

Minimum of 3 hits in a row or keeping it for over 1 minute qualifies an individual to be a jointhogger.
Yo Noddy pass the Joint already, you’re joint hogging again!Fuckin Drugger is a Shaolin smoker.
by NotsoA September 8, 2025
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Hog universality

A phenomena most likely coined by Twitch streamer, political commentator HasanAbi.
When conspiracy theories like QAnon echo around the world and become universal amongst supporters of certain types of governments.
„Supporters of religious fundamentalist governments will always be like „Yea, there's a deep state
„That's insane”
„The hog universality is real”
by Manhia July 31, 2024
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hamper hog

Section 8 and trail park Big white trash women who sleep with African American men.
by Big Freddy January 8, 2018
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Bog Hog

A penis that has been inserted into an anus.
Check out my Bog Hog Slampig Blog: Several bitches getting 'utted in the 'ussy
by anonymous May 25, 2025
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Lincoln Hog

When 4 or so guys lay down in a Lincoln log style and blow each other.
I walked in an the 4 dudes from the party were Lincoln hogging.
by ECOUTDOORSMAN March 16, 2023
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Peepa Hog

a stan twitter fad.
stans basically everyone.
desperate for likes and followers.
a fat pig who should be fried in an oven and locked up in a cell
Peepa Hog is a fad.
by peepahog October 19, 2020
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door hog

Literally, what else can I say? If Rose hadn't been such a self-centered door hog, our magnificently magnificent Jack would've lived, and he and Rose would've lived a white and vilified happily ever after with five babies, uber staged holiday photos, a collection of Bob Marley CDs to put a cultural spin on themselves, pantries full of quinoa and flavored yogurt, over complicated Starbucks orders, and of course- sex every Saturday. They probably would've hired a ghostwriter to write a mediocre picture book about their story because it's just.so.swoon worthy. Am I right? Rose, look at the opportunities you missed out on! because you're such a door whore.
by dysfunctional_ravenclaw June 8, 2017
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