Fried eggs

Fied eggs is a figurative way of saying someone has injured their testicles, leading to pain or discomfort. It's an informal and vivid way to describe the painful condition resulting from an injury to the testicles.

The phrase "he fried his eggs on that rail" vividly describes an incident where someone sustained a painful injury to their testicles by hitting or crushing them against a rail. It's a graphic and informal way to convey the severity of the injury, emphasizing the significant pain experienced.

Guy 1: What happened to Timmy yesterday in the skate park?
Guy 2: He fried his eggs on that rail over there!
Guy 1: Fuck! Now he has fried eggs between his legs! No more babies for him!

by DaveDH August 20, 2024

The World's Crispiest Fries

Fries that are so crispy that will get you to Think about it for hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours...

"Are these the World's Crispiest Fries? Let's Find Out."

*insert 1 hour loop of a NCS Song here*

by TaylorDev_Official November 20, 2023

Fried Tracked

When you’re high and walk into another room and forget why or what you came to get.

What did I just come in here for bro? I got fried tracked..

by Dowo26 January 07, 2019

Frenchie Fries

Fries but cuter

I'm eating frenchie fries with my family today!

by helo i like to eat ur poo March 30, 2024

wow waffle fries

when something is extremely interesting and or surprising, instead of saying "wow" you say "wow waffle fries"

wow waffle fries that's a cool looking donkey

by tabbypears October 31, 2022

French Fries and Chicken Tenders

You are dumb, I quit, and may the god that doesn't exist have mercy on your soul.

-"Coronavirus was man-made and only God can stop it"
-"Ok, French Fries and Chicken Tenders"

by taranahte April 15, 2020

just put the fries in the bag bro

A form of belittling used by people who don’t believe in someone's business idea. Implying they should anticipate their future employment at a fast food establishment serving them.

Commonly used to humiliate but can be used to teach.

Human1: “I’m going to open a business that creates dirt to helps worms queef”

Human2: “What? That’s so dumb. Bro will never retire his parents. Just put the fries in the bag bro!”

by Trapped in my room for years July 12, 2024