A rule that, like Occam's Razor, requires you to favor the simplest explanations over the complex ones, but with the addition of also favoring the sexiest explanations over the mundane ones. An explanation of a thing is using Occam's Hairy Dildo if and only if simplification and sexualization are paired together into a beautiful, explanatory nutsack.
Student: Hey professor, can you please explain that notion using Occam's Hairy Dildo, because it's a little hard for me to grasp without visual aides.
Professor: Hell yea! I got you, fam.
Professor: Hell yea! I got you, fam.
by Carnivorous Pencil February 19, 2021
Someone with exceeding limited mental facilities and almost zero retainable linguistic skills. An extreme lack of motor vehicle operations.
by Damn It Joe May 28, 2018
An obnoxious term used for someone with a bad attitude or mood also used to say that someone is grumpy or has a bad disposition.
by Dopiemaster1.7 April 24, 2019
Go Get A Dildo is another way a man tells you that he is afraid of the Test Track ride at Epcot Center in Walt Disney World. There is no cure.
We be freaky and afraid of that mad Test Track ride at Epcot Center so we state Go Get A Dildo. We wanted to be comedians.
by Nelly's On Fire October 04, 2020
A confusing look on someone's face when they don't understand the Question or the joke that you just shared .
Tommy was so confused when his date asked for 10 pints of lager to wash down a bag of peanuts he had a face like a chimp trying to open a yellow dildo
by Wee mikey May 08, 2022
by Cody5050 January 31, 2022
Video game challenging players to shoot dildi into the vagina of a sloppily dancing marionette lady.
by Wes Rupp da Muppet June 24, 2016