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Dick Blizzard 

Dick blizzard refers to the phenomenon in which a recently single female joins a dating app (Tinder, Bumble, etc.) and soon finds herself bombarded with potential male companions to the point of exhaustion and/or confusion---not unlike trying to weather a blizzard of dicks.

The dick blizzard is perhaps a recent phenomenon generated by advent of mobile dating apps. Although the counter argument can be advanced that dating apps have simply exacerbated a longstanding post-break up reality. Further research is therefore needed.
I haven't seen much of Kait since she broke up with Mark. She good?

Kait's good. She got back on Tinder so she's in the midst of a wicked dick blizzard. Storm of the century level, man.
Dick Blizzard by Elwood Lane September 14, 2017
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dick vapor 

Post masturbation smell from the crochal region.
Girls can smell when you've been masturbating when you sit near them especially with strong dick vapor
dick vapor by Unloaded Words December 15, 2012
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Dick deprived 

When you haven't been fucked in forever and you need some dick
"If I don't get some dick soon ima die so dick deprived
Dick deprived by QueenOfItAll April 9, 2016

Dick Eye 

The dick eye is the slit that you push your nut out of your hard cock
One of the greatest pleasures in life is shooting semen out of our dick eye!
Dick Eye by HornyPornoAddict September 3, 2022

dick alarm 

A painful erection causes you to wake up quicker than a standard alarm because you have to piss so bad!
After drinking 4 teguila sunrises,5 long island teas,and a twelve pack of natural lite down at the big nipple strip club last nite,my dick alarm went off at 5:45 this morning!
dick alarm by pipelayer24 August 6, 2013

Dick-Induced Asthma 

When a person experiences asthma symptoms, such as coughing and/or wheezing, during or after the act of fellatio.
Guy 1: Hey man, want to suck my dick?
Guy 2: I'd love to but I have dick-induced asthma.
Dick-Induced Asthma by Robsworld6 January 17, 2013

Dick Bottoms

This is a great name for a porn star!
I saw Dick Bottoms new film "Splendor in the Ass!"
Dick Bottoms by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2020