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Refers to three iterations of down stroke up stroke

frequently applied to fornication, but may apply equally well to masturbation
When the aroused male is unable to endure minimal penile stimulation either coed activities or solo stimulation and blows his load on the third iteration he is said to be a 3 pump chump.

When applied to intercourse as fornication 3 pump chump is a misnomer because the chump is really the jizz orifice (woman). While the average penis is seven inches long this is likely to effect those with longer than average penis as there is more surface area to receive pleasurable stimulation. The average penis girth is five inches. Those with above average girth might be victims of her jizz orifice applying too much additional stimulation suddenly albeit unconsciously.

If her jizz orifice is the victim of 3 pump chump with average or above average penis it is likely the male has a low- or zero refractory period allowing for extensive practive to overcome pump limitations
by Unloaded Words December 15, 2012
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When a guy is so drunk he cannot keep his cock hard for penetrating any of her orifices.
Sometimes hungdrunk can been seen in homemade porn where the guy has to masturbate to get some hardness. Get paid to make porn? seems like it
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guy whose penis meets or exceeds adult average length (seven inches) and meets or exceeds adult average girth (five inches) by the end of seventh grade summer
A hung eighth grader is either going to be discovered when making out or with boner passed out on the couch drunk at a party. If he is saving it for marriage he's going to get alot of unwanted sexual attention as girls vie to experience its pleasuring for themselves.

Of the downsides of being a hung eighth grader girls will be less willing to try anal sex with him especially when extra girthy
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Guys expercience hungerlust with an obsession to nutt in her mouth

Girls experience hungerlust with a desire to draw a guy away from porn (porncation) into her mouth with the objective of sucking his balls empty.

A girl's hungerlust is increased in proportion to the degree his cock is above average lenth (7") and above average girth (5").

A girl experience almost ZERO hungerlust for below average cock.
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Post masturbation smell from the crochal region.
Girls can smell when you've been masturbating when you sit near them especially with strong dick vapor
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