Alien Body Syndrome

to be unable to control ones body. This can also be present when regarding the arm or arms (see Alien Hand Syndrome).

Ross: Dashton, why did you just nock over all those music stands, chairs, and musical instruments?

Dashton: Sorry, alien body syndrome.

by Petard the Retard October 13, 2009

Your Mom wears body glitter

A slam or insult for a cougar Mom; what to say to a Mom who is dressing like a teenage girl.

A sheep in lambs clothing.

I can't believe how tacky you are! Your Mom wears body glitter!!

by Totes Hun Cal FroYo December 6, 2010

big built body

when you see someone walking down the street and they got a big jollly green giant ole fee fi built ass body. causin a tsunami and shit when they get in the ocean

Johny: Damn girl you thick . \Her: teehee thankyou big daddy. \Me: bitch you not thick tf. lmao you got a big built body ole brick wall looking ass

by CHAMPAGNEMAMIJR July 8, 2017

After what happened to me last night, my whole body hurts!

A shout worthy phrase. Scream it loud in a busy public place when you want everyone to hush the heck up so you can be heard!

Peep 1: blah, blah, blah
Peep 2: WHAT?
Peep 1: meep, meep, bleh
Peep 2: STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU, WHAT??
Peep 1: AFTER WHAT HAPPENED TO ME LAST NIGHT, MY WHOLE BODY HURTS!

*the room goes silent*

Peep 2: Woah I heard that.
Peep 1: Finally. *blush*

by eskimo kiss January 15, 2013

The Body

Simply the ultimate, and most dominate embodiment of the male figure.

Jesse THEBODY .. yes..

by Jesse February 28, 2005

bodyboarding

the gayest thing u can do in the surf

"hey look at me i can lay down!!"
"wow man ur so good at bodyboarding can u teach me how?"

by yeiw October 18, 2008

Body Of Christ

When you get a lady to kneel before you ejaculate while crossing her arms. You then spooge in her mouth and say "body of christ" forcing her to not waste it and swallow.

I had a spiritual time with susan last night where she accepted the body of christ

by Redbaron3:16 January 26, 2010