whackispack

slap the salami or spank the monkey

That dude went to whackispack and never came back.

by npr listener July 28, 2008

whackademic

An academic of low repute who happily attaches his name to the daily barrage of dubiously engineered, often whacky, research "findings" promoted by PR agencies to gain media coverage for their clients' products. Although whackademics often receive a monetary payment to have their name and academic establishment featured in the press release, the worst offenders often do so merely to see their name in the papers.

A survey by (insert health product) revealed that today, June 14th is National Drowsy Day. (insert whackademic's name and university)stated: "we calculated that our seratonin levels are at their lowest level on June 14th due to a combination of external and physiological factors on this day and therefore it's important to take extra supplements to combat this phenomenon"

by Dr Quirky September 23, 2007

Whackers Cramp

A cramp located in the base of you palm that is adjacent to your thumb. It is often associated with whacking it too frequently or from hand writing.

Dude: Dude, I am suffering with chronic whackers cramp!
Person: Why?
Dude: I have been whacking my dong lots, either that or I have been writing many essay for my finals
Person: Is this whacker cramp curable?

by GirlWanker May 7, 2010

Whacktate

Jerking off a nipple

Colleen just whacktated all over that gift certifcate.

by Jullsannann May 10, 2010

Whackama

a term used most often in conjunction with the word " stick" as an adjective. When used in singular or noun form it is in reference to repeated whackings.

Woman, get me the whackama stick.

by keiththeclarkbyjulie December 4, 2010

Whackone

A crazy, mentally unstable, female.

The whackone just asked me if I wanted to hit her.

by Morena 7 December 10, 2010

Whackbook

A computer that you mostly only use for watching porn. Cookies, history and malware don't matter because it gets used for nothing legit. That awkward moment when you realize you spent 1200 bucks on a masturbation aid.

"Dude, why do you have two laptops?"

"The black one's a whackbook."

by glubdammit December 12, 2012