twitter

a place for all to get cancelled for doing absolutely nothing.

dont go on twitter, or youll get cancelled.

by pterodactylfeet May 08, 2021

Twitter

If your Famous:It's battle royale with more players the more controversial tweets you make the more people try to cancel you it's basically WWIII but it's a platform so it doesn't get out into real life...
Right?
If your a minor: its basically among us and your the impostor waiting for the right moment to strike but then kanye west and lil mad X declare war and you don't know who to vote out and then Trump starts Venting and killing Biden in front of Boris Johnson Since Boris is evil he teams with trump but then you cancel him with your knife (#1 TRENDING #CancelBoris) and it's never-ending among us unless you delete the app

Twitter is my favourite game I can ruin my life and others lives too!

by Fatnoob360 September 01, 2021

Twitter

"Half way between your twat, and your shitter" the area between the vagina and anus.

I want you to tickle my twitter

by THEtwitterqueen December 29, 2020

Twitter

A place you go to find peace and chat with others, ha na it's a shit show I've there would weather dab in public to be honest.

Bob: hey follow me on twitter

Theador: no it's a total mess over there

by Non existent sleeping schedule September 05, 2020

Twitter

Only sparrows tweet.

Twitter, a place where a group of self important imbeciles tweet to each other.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 28, 2019

Twitter

The armpit of the internet

Stay the fuck away bro trust me

Urban Dictionary made me put this here and made me include the word Twitter in it
Fuck you Urban Dictionary

by Youraveragestarwarsfan December 08, 2024

twitter

a place that no one will tolerate your f*cking opinion

'damn man, you heard about twitter' says a guy

'ye bro, heard that no one gives a shit bout what you like there'

'aight imma post i like anime'

*instantly gets cancelled

by quadruple_bingus May 20, 2022