When you go to a gas station with a long line. Commonly Costco or Sam's Club, and you move from one line to another thinking you will get the the pumps faster. When In reality it can take you longer, but few times help. Happens more and more with higher gas prices
Look at that guy playing Gas Pump Tetris. To bad he has been at it for five minutes now.
This line is taking forever. Wait that line is moving (drives over to the pump) Sweet I won a game of Gas Pump Tetris!
This line is taking forever. Wait that line is moving (drives over to the pump) Sweet I won a game of Gas Pump Tetris!
by The even better half June 03, 2011
The arousal caused from a lactating woman using a breast pump to express milk, and then masturbating to satisfy that arousal.
I love to pump-n-bate! I get SO aroused having my milky nipples sucked on, that it causes me to masturbate.
by philmbrt October 09, 2014
When you're on a train that is stopped between two stations and it is really quiet, you can yell "pump up the party!" to start a dance party. One who wishes to pump up the party must play a ringtone with a great beat as loud as it can go and dance like they are on E, to sucessfully "pump up the party". For extra cool points, try and get other people to play dance.
Train Conductor: We are being held due to train traffic ahead. We will be moving shortly.
Passengers: ughh.
*Bob exchanges a look with James*
Bob: PUMP UP THE PARTY!
*Bob and james pull out their phones and play their Prodigy ringtones. Then they start to dance *
Bob: C'mon People!
*Passengers are reluctant at first but slowly start to dance*
The train becomes an instant dance party.
Mission Accomplished.
Passengers: ughh.
*Bob exchanges a look with James*
Bob: PUMP UP THE PARTY!
*Bob and james pull out their phones and play their Prodigy ringtones. Then they start to dance *
Bob: C'mon People!
*Passengers are reluctant at first but slowly start to dance*
The train becomes an instant dance party.
Mission Accomplished.
by Music_Note_93 March 01, 2008
A guy who’s popularity in life or great success is due to the things he owns or the people he knows as opposed to anything he himself can take credit for. While he may seem fearless and confident take away any of the things that make him who he is and you’ll soon realize how shallow and vulnerable he truly is
May also refer to someone who would otherwise be impotent without viagra or another sexual aid
May also refer to someone who would otherwise be impotent without viagra or another sexual aid
by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
by Shhdkshwhsndd November 26, 2018
The Reverse Stomach Pump is a sexual act that two people take part in. One person shoves a hose up the other persons ass, then the hose is turned on. Once their rectum or whole intestine track is filled, the person who now has water inside them voids it from their body. Either onto the other participant or their clothing from them to put on later.
"I'd give an arm and a leg to see Martha Stewart and The 1960s Robbin from Batman do the Reverse Stomach Pump!"
"Brian that's not how you are supposed to start conversations with your dying grandmother..."
"Brian that's not how you are supposed to start conversations with your dying grandmother..."
by God didn't mean to create me October 31, 2017
by PUMP MEEEE February 27, 2012