Statmush

Happens when you have an overload of statistics and your brain turns into mush.

That final exam completely statmushed me.

by Backwardsman April 24, 2013

STATUSfaction

The art of feeling completely gratified by your current post on FaceBook.

With my post receiving so many likes on FaceBook, I have finally achieved STATUSfaction! I am completely STATUSfied.

by jbwritergirl May 5, 2014

status ruiner

A friend or relative who always manages to make a dumbass comment on your Facebook status and ruin the effect.

Man, Jackie is such a status ruiner. Every time I post a witty status she links a YouTube video that has nothing to do with what I'm talking about.

by guidinglitedlite May 7, 2014

status takeback

When a person deletes their facebook status after someone proves them wrong

Did you see her status?
No
Oh she must've done a status takeback

by hopdog February 1, 2015

statistics

A swear word referring to the disgusting experience of having diarrhea at a time when you were supposed to be having fun.

"I can't come to the party, mate, I've got statistics"

by MSc Ed Res January 25, 2016

Statist's Sister

A woman who is indescribably attractive.

"Johnny got so lucky last night that he fucked Statist's sister."

by Midatsun June 7, 2016

Status

a huge place who blew up itself a while ago

"BANG" - Status

by Cgnam April 2, 2017