smithsburg

some boring shitty town in maryland that i unfortunatly live in. someday i shall get out, though. someday :(

full of boring hicks with nothing to do. smithsburg, dammit

by fuck offwhycantiusethisnamedamnit March 11, 2008

ass smile

The smile formed by the bottom of a woman's ass cheeks. Must be a small tight ass to make a smile and not an ass grimace. Usually present on slender chicks.

I nearly starched myself after seeing her ass smile in those tight jeans.

by Smiley Ass April 4, 2007

Smitches

A group of co-workers that waste a great deal of time outside smoking. If one member of the group needs a smoke then all must join in the activity so they don’t feel left out. These people are often lazy, worthless and are around only to keep a seat warm. e.g. Smoking bitches

Craig – Where did Jeremy go?

Shane – Motherfucker is out smoking with all his Smitches again.

Craig – That son of a bitch tossed one of his butts in my trash can, lets go beat the shit out of the Smitches.

by tpwhite49 November 28, 2011

donut smile

A blowjob.

get down on your knees and smile like a donut.

by Tony December 8, 2003

smile

to smile, to grin, i like smiling :D

fat man: "hello young sir"
young sir: smiles back, "good day"
fat man: "i love you"

by horse May 6, 2003

Adam Smith Pimp Hand

Your ability to control your ho(s) through a proxy that cannot be traced back to you. Or using a third party to control your pimpin business. As always, a pimp hand can be strong or weak. It is preferable to keep your pimp hand strong, even if you are not directly involved.

Because the pimp was frequently out of town, he used his Adam Smith pimp hand to keep his girls in line.

by freemark$ December 29, 2009

smilf

soccer mom i'd like to fuck

Mrs. Hurley is a smilf

by Frank May 13, 2005