Akron Steamer

Derived from a Cleveland Steamer, an Akron Steamer is where you take a shit on a woman's foot and she flings it with all of her might onto the ceiling.

After I gave her an Akron Steamer, I had to repaint my entire foyer.

by Greg and Nick December 29, 2005

steamloller

A steamroller containing the substance of 'lol'. Suggests hearty lollerin'

"Steamloller!"

by steamloller March 13, 2003

cleavland steamer

Also known as the Pasadena mudslide, California hot plate, or simply the "steamer", this term commonly involves some variation on the act of defecating on a chest of a lover as a means of revenge.

After hearing that her boyfriend had been cheating on her, Nancy gave him the cleveland steamer while he slept and left with his car.

by TheWrathfulBuddha January 30, 2003

SeaTac Steamer

When staying at the worst hotel near the Seattle Tacoma Airport, taking a shit in the bathroom right before your friend's turn to take a shower.

I wouldn't go in there right now, Rope just dropped a SeaTac Steamer. Let's go get a roll of soggy old carpet from the pile outside and beat him with it.

by The Ol' Steam-master June 20, 2008

Steamed

1. A synonym for mad, angry, or pissed . Based on the idea of one being so angry, steam pours from his ears.

2. A word used to trivialize someone's anger.

EX1:

I get steamed whenever Tim Burton casts Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter in one of his stupid movies.

EX2:

Byron: I can't believe you keyed my car; now I have to pay to get that fixed!

Jack: Awww, U steamed?

by Jf Brn Rssll September 16, 2012

Regina Steamer

Similar to the Cincinnati Steamer in essence. The difference is, the girl is awakened and screams out like Godzilla, then pounds the guy with visious overhand rights.

Matt gave Gina a Regina Steamer, and then he woke up married with a sore jaw.

by Mutchler January 20, 2006

Jasper Steamer

When you suck the fart right out of your partners ass hole

Man when I gave rod the Jasper steamer it was wet and hot.

by Dylan Wilson February 24, 2007