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positivatory

"See Deb it's a real word." "Negatory." "Positivatory."
by debopposer December 16, 2023
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Positions

‘Positions’ is a Studio Album by the musician & artist, Ariana Grande.
This album was her last (but not least) in her discography, her 6th album.
1: ‘Have you heard Ariana’s new album, ‘Positions’?’
2: ‘Yes, I have! It’s so good! My favorite track is ‘west side’.’
by MrPatch December 22, 2023
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Positively Medieval

Something that is so out of line, an old saying that is a pain to hear, or an outfit that hurts to see
My goodness, did you see her hem? Six inches deep in mud. she looked positively medieval"- Caroline Bingley, Pride & Prejudice
by cherrycolaollipop January 20, 2024
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pontitician

A pontitician is one who is or seeks a political office using false, lofty promises with claims only they can be the ones to provide whatever promise they're making.
My governor is a pontitician because at every election cycle he pontificates during his speeches making grand, important-sounding promises so gullible people vote for him and then, after the election, he ignores what he promises.
by Bmanz January 25, 2024
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positive ableism

It is basically saying something ableist but masking it with an overall positive tone to avoid getting called out for ableism
Example: “You are not autistic, you are artistic 🤎”
Example: “My family can say a lot of stuff labeled as positive ableism”
by SISTER/NATION January 27, 2024
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Postie-wank

The act of positioning oneself indoors by a letterbox and masturbating whilst waiting for a postie to deliver mail. The timing must be so immaculate, that ejaculation should occur as the postie’s hand enters the letterbox. To complete the process, the phrase “special delivery” should be exclaimed when semen strikes the unsuspecting Royal Mail officer.
Had a perfect postie-wank yesterday. Keeping that spreadsheet of my average post delivery times really paid off and I got him right on the thumb.
by You’ve got mail November 12, 2023
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positive canthal tilt

A positive canthal tilt is when the inside corner of your eye (medial canthis) is lower than the outside corner of your eye. A positive canthal tilt is typically viewed as a highly aesthetically pleasing trait, and thus important in achieving success when searching for a spouse.
She has a positive canthal tilt, which is why I'm dating her
by Bobbystrurrew November 16, 2023
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