poop

Forbidden Play-doh that is produced naturally by your own ass!

Timmy you don’t need play-doh, you have your poop to play with!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 21, 2021

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Poop face

If ur reading this I’m gonna chop you up you fat shit

Fucking poop face

by WhiteBoyyeknow21 February 18, 2022

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Fizzy poop

When you have diarrhea so extreme that your asshole dry heaves everything out, leaving you with fizz dripping from the anus; thus being called, a fizzy poop. More severe than the beer shits.

After all the cheap draft beer last night I woke up suffering from the fizzy poops.

by BabyPhall January 1, 2009

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An act in which two friends, lean against each other (back to back) so as to provide support while taking a poop. You can't see if your bro is going to stand up and leave you to fall into his fresh pile of shit, but you trust him not to.

Dude we should take a trust poop in this field!

by wjodjfs November 4, 2011

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dad poop

A ridiculous amount of time spent in the bathroom to get away from a nagging wife and annoying kids. 80% of these 'poops' do not result in actual poop.

Mooom where's dad?

In the bathroom taking another dad poop to get away from you

by Tackettttt October 13, 2017

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Pussy Poop

Another way of describing the child a woman has given birth to.

Therapist: How would you describe the birth of your first child?
Woman: Terrible.. the pain that pussy poop gave me.. it is unforgivable..
Therapist: By pussy poop, you mean your son, right?
Woman: Yes, that is exactly what he is to me. That piece of shit would’ve been better out my ass.

by clownsgown July 23, 2019

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