The thing your cute, sweet, innocent girlfriend turns into after marriage. This is only after 354 nights waiting up alone wondering when you'll be home, 10967 dirty dishes washed, 4 anniversaries forgotten, and 7358 'accidental' glances/stares at other women.

Husband: Why do you have to be such a nagging wife?
Wife: Why can't you take the hint?!
by Pro Nagger May 7, 2007