masterbeaters

A group of four highly trained athletes, rumoured to be ex-special forces, that compete in extreme adventure races whilst praising the virtues of regular masterbation

"You have a date last night?" "No, I was a masterbeater"

" Man! You gotta train good to beat those masterbeaters!"

by Da Running man October 29, 2011

Master Chief

Playing Halo, getting a blowjob, while smoking a blunt.

Dude, last night my girlfriend surprised me with a Master Chief.

by M3TALxSLUG August 23, 2012

Master baiter

Someone who is pro and can rub off any blemish that May be on his fishing rob and when he pulls back he pulls out a nice juicy fish.

Jim: joe you are one heck of a master baiter!

by thelivingcomputer May 21, 2014

Action Master

A type of TransFormer which does not actually transform, but which is instead an action figure with advanced articulation (similar to a GI Joe figure). Half the Action Masters were converted versions of earlier characters, and all look like they should have alternative modes. They also have transforming companions or accessories. They are very controversial among transformers fans, because many feel that they aren't transformers if they don't transform.

Action Master Soundwave, unlike the original Soundwave, could no longer transform into a cassette player; he also could not eject cassettes. He did, however, have a companion, WingThing, which transformed into his weapon.

by Andy April 17, 2004

Super Master Ass Blaster

This is someone who kicks ass and they do what they want all the time.

Chad is a Super Master Ass Blaster, he does what he wants.

by ch4drock December 11, 2008

Penguin Master

Similar to 7Paul but in the form of an omnipotent being. Accepts all and controls Penguins. Has never been seen without his shades and is believed that those are the source of his power.

"Man, is that 7Paul?"
"Naw man, he's way too cool to be 7Paul, he must be a Penguin Master!"
"Man, his aura hurts my eyes when I look directly at him."
"Yeah, don't do that, you could go blind."

by 7Paul December 27, 2008

Unicorn Master

Owner or Master of all Unicorns. If this status is achieved, servants will bring bread and other nourishment for the Master to give to his unicorns.

Said the Unicorn Master, "I require bread for my friends."

by Kozworth April 14, 2008