Dildo

Something your girl uses when your not around to ride her.

She uses the dildo

by Okeylol123 May 14, 2018

dildokin

Small collectible dildo's that come in multiple rarity levels. Girls seem to like them, guys think it's funny.

Yo Austin, did you see Clemens got that new legendary dildokin?

by mwkjgwegkwelgkrjewtlkrejterlkt May 16, 2018

Dildo Wonderbush

Someone with exceeding limited mental facilities and almost zero retainable linguistic skills. An extreme lack of motor vehicle operations.

This dildo wonderbush is doing 45 in a 65 speed zone!

by Damn It Joe June 10, 2018

Dildo

Women best friend Mans worst enemy

"HI my name is Derek and i tried killing myself""Hi Derek" im here because y wife told me that her dildo pleasured her more than me

by up you June 12, 2018

dildo

a thing that looks like a dildo (or a dick)

"That looks like a dildo

by YaboiPAULIEG October 25, 2018

Dicdoc’cock

Dicdoc’cock it when some one is looking nice and do doc it with your cock

I Saw the juicy booty last night and I dicdoc’cocked it.

by Owenisdumb November 9, 2018

Dildohead

When a man has blown that much shaft that his brain turns to mush and eventually he grows an additional penis on his head. Usually said person is oblivious to the fact that he is seen as a Dildohead..

Geez....that guy has listened to poor advice for so long and devoured that much wang of the said advisor that he has actually turned into a dildohead!

by Bud Willi December 18, 2018