When your penis gets superficial scrapes due to too much sexual intercourse, usually with a female partner of whom is significantly younger than you, as a means to impress her.
Oh man! I just met this younger girl and have had chapped dick ever since. Hard to keep up with these girls.
by JHerny13 June 7, 2018
Get the Chapped Dickmug. The closest thing to a measurement of the size of ones ego or E-penis. However, dick points are completely subjective and therefore completely and utterly useless.
Dick points can also be used to insult trolls.
Dick points can also be used to insult trolls.
Example one:
Guy1: Hey check it out I have 67800 dick points!
Guy2: So fucking what?
Guy1: LOL you must like have 3
Guy2: So? I dont give a flying shit
Guy1: LOL stfu n00b
Guy2: Seriously whats wrong with you?
Example two:
Guy1: OMG i cnt belive how much of a n00b u r!!!!!!1111
Guy2: Wow, you must have so many dick points if they where converted into currency you'd be the richest man alive.
Guy1: Hey check it out I have 67800 dick points!
Guy2: So fucking what?
Guy1: LOL you must like have 3
Guy2: So? I dont give a flying shit
Guy1: LOL stfu n00b
Guy2: Seriously whats wrong with you?
Example two:
Guy1: OMG i cnt belive how much of a n00b u r!!!!!!1111
Guy2: Wow, you must have so many dick points if they where converted into currency you'd be the richest man alive.
by Dintastic January 20, 2009
Get the Dick Pointsmug. ssri stands for selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor. they are a class of antidepressants commonly taken to treat depression and anxiety. examples include prozac, zoloft, and lexapro.
many men who take these medications feel no side effects except for the universal one: ssris make men take an extremely long time to cum during sex. it usually takes about 30 minutes or more. though this can be nice for the girl, it is usually frustrating for the guy as they might not be able to cum at all during sex.
If combined with death grip, this can be fatal.
many men who take these medications feel no side effects except for the universal one: ssris make men take an extremely long time to cum during sex. it usually takes about 30 minutes or more. though this can be nice for the girl, it is usually frustrating for the guy as they might not be able to cum at all during sex.
If combined with death grip, this can be fatal.
"Hey man, how did it go w Girl X last night?"
"She was hot but I got ssri dick so I couldn't finish."
"Fuck!"
"She was hot but I got ssri dick so I couldn't finish."
"Fuck!"
by deprwssedboi February 26, 2018
Get the ssri dickmug. A ring of loose skin around the head of a penis left as a result of a semi circumcision that resembles a lion’s mane.
That guy named Dave that I went out on a date with last night totally had a Dick Mane. His cock looked like a sexier version of Mufasa.
by MrGraves86 May 26, 2019
Get the Dick Manemug. A Dick Doodle is when you take an unsolicited dick pick that was sent to your private messages in chat, edit it with funny doodles, and send it back to the person who sent it to you. Bonus points if you can post it publicly for all to see.
Poly got tired of getting sexually assaulted by guys sending her dick pics all day long, so she started making Dick Doodles out of them and sending them back.
by Wetpapersack2 November 7, 2018
Get the Dick Doodlemug. Dick Harrison is the Man, The Myth and The Legend in the history genre and with great knowlege about humanity.
Also known as The Dick.
Also known as The Dick.
by GrumpyYahoo February 11, 2021
Get the Dick Harrisonmug. by Yield77 January 6, 2015
Get the butter dickingmug.