Peed'd up crotch funk 

The smell that originates in the crotch of bed bound patients in hospitals and nursing homes. The wretched odor is a combination of urine and loose stool mixed together and left to dry on the patients skin, resulting in the odor known as "peed'd up crotch funk"

The unbearable smell of poorly maintained incontinent patients confined to bed in a hospital or nursing home.

"We went to visit Grandma in the nursing home, and mommy threw up when she smelled Grandma's "peed'd up crotch funk". The whole nursing home stank of neglect and bodily fluids.

Peed'd up crotch funk by smendez April 4, 2010

blowing the crotch out 

When dry humping to much you rip or tear the, crotch of your jean shorts off.

Yo man I spent all last night at that party blowing the crotch out with that girl Ariella!

blowing the crotch out by crotch business February 12, 2015

Suzie Rotten Crotch 

The unfaithful military girlfriend that will screw anything that moves while your deployed but when you catch her it is magically your fault

Caught Suzie Rotten crotch fucking Jodie

Suzie Rotten Crotch by Joker 9 July 5, 2016

Crumple Crotch 

a person who has cellulite so thick on their inner thigh's that when it reaches their "cookie"spot, all you can see is beat-up, dimpled BACON STRIPS.
(QUITE AN UNFORTUNATE EVENT TO OCCUR)

chunksahoy! there crumple crotch!!

Crumple Crotch by Miss Kali Kaos March 14, 2009

Sas-crotch 

When the pubes of a woman or man have not been trimmed in a long while, and their crotch begins to resemble Sasquatch.
Used primarily as a noun.

"She's hotttt"
"Nah dude... she's got a Sas-crotch".

Sas-crotch by wtf2010 July 6, 2010

cold crotch 

(figurative) when someone or something prevents you from having sex; (literal) when a large bag of ice is placed on your lap on a car trip

That girl totally cold crotched me at the party last week.

cold crotch by gizzlie February 28, 2007

keto crotch 

A term that is defined as the maloderous aroma eminating from the groin of an individual who participates in the keto diet.

Damn, somebody better tell Jenna to eat a cookie or something. That bitch has keto crotch hard.

keto crotch by Fallsohard March 1, 2019