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crap flapper

One who masterbates in his/her own fecal excretions; usually someone with mental retardations or an individual who has problems with standard/orthodox masterbation.
"Hey brah, you need to wash your sheets; were you eating sundaes in bed and watching television?"

"No, I was actually masterbating in my own butt squirts."

"Oh okay, that is gross, your a crap flapper you are."
by Frankinsense July 16, 2008
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crap locker

A woman who has a nice ass.
Wow check out the crap locker on that one.
by Jeasus November 14, 2006
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caprine green

A very poor houseing project in chicagos north west side of chicago
u goin 2 caprine green later dog
by kid fly March 6, 2009
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Capricious

Linde pringe is gosh darn capricious
Linde takes lizards as honeymoon pets and own it like a boss she is so capricious
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rap is crap

Oxymoron.
If rap is crap, rock sucks cock. Plain & simple.
Go listen to some old school rap, like NWA, Coolio, etc..
person 1: rap is crap! dont care what you have to say, you know it does!

person 2: then rock sucks cock. hahaha, take that, pillow ass! btw, some rock does suck. badly.
by new sovernenity (lol) July 28, 2006
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Holy Crap

Alex Trebek: And the answer is, The Bible.

Thomas Jefferson: What is holy crap?
by Lesbian FunHouse March 14, 2009
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crap

1. to give up (it's true!)
2. poop
3. something nobody likes, which nowadays is everything on the radio.
1. crap!
2. Let my people crap!
3. list:
rap
X-box
Microsoft
avril lavinge
50 cent
george bush and his father
Juicebox media player (it says customize with your own videos, but it's not true)
France
white people trying to be black

the list goes on and on!
by wakalakalover45 January 2, 2007
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