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Crab Salad

When someone has both pubic licethe crab(s)—and a yeast infection—the salad.
I heard that bitch Janie has been sleeping around too much and she caught crab salad.
by Jalsss April 5, 2022
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Mr crabs

Oh boo hoo let me play a sad song for you on the worlds smallest violin - Mr Crabs
by Theunknownrandomguy February 25, 2020
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Crab Claw Sail

The Crab Claw Sail : A prehistoric 3000 BCE sail invented in Panay Island.

Soriano versus The Ping Tan Museum: The Crab Claw Sail was an essential design of the Paraws of Iloilo. The Paraws came from Panay not from Luzon since they term Banca as Sibat while Ilonggos call it Bancao or Tumbak-Tumbak. Which means that the Paraw evolved in Panay Island and not in Luzon, nor Cebu or nor Leyte nor in Butuan City.

May I remind the good museum that to make the Crab Claw Sail of the Panay Paraws you need Pandan fibers. 5000 years ago there were no Pandan leaves in Taiwan or China hence it was not possible for them to make the CRAB CLAW SAIL.

The Crab Claw Sail of the Austronesians predated that of the lateral sails of the Europeans and the Square Sails of the Arabs for thousands of years. And guess what, you need Pandan Fibers, Sinamay, Pineapple fibers, etc which are salt-water resistant.

It was not possible to sail from Taiwan to Hawaii, Borneo to Madagascar, etc without the Crab Claw Sails (Triangular Sails) which undoubtedly can be traced only to the Paraws of Panay. I am backed by the epic stories of the Jalaudnons, Tumandoks and the Suludnons where the term BANCA originated. The precursor of the PARAWS. The precursor of the Barangays and the Kunlunpo.

SO EVERYTIME YOU SEE A CHINESE JUNK IN HONGKONG, remember who invented the Crab Claw Sail. It was the Austronesians of Panay Island.
You cannot travel far without the Crab Claw Sail
by Cyclonetrading July 28, 2025
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Snow Crab Alfredo

the yummiest, creamiest alfredo in the world with real shredded crab meat in it instead of something boring like chicken! YUM!!
I would like to order Snow Crab Alfredo please.
by ProudMom3109 January 14, 2010
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Crabs

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Misses Crabs?

Misses Crabs? Oh wait is that a turkey sandwich eh eh.
by YournameisTwat June 24, 2025
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Crabbing

When someone is intentionally walking or driving infront of you and mimicking your sideways movements (like a crab) to stop you passing them; usually they periodically slow down to piss you off even more.

These people need to die.
person 1 :"Bro, this guy infront of us has to be doing this on purpose"

person 2 : "Yeah, he's deffo crabbing us right now"
by whatsthatword? April 9, 2024
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