head cheese

Smegma. The foul smelling and tasting substance found under the foreskin of a man's penis. Is usually composed of dead skin and other body secretions.

My boyfriend wants me to give him a blow job but I can't stand the taste of head cheese.

by DJP August 23, 2003

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a little bit too much cheese on the taco

suffering from thrush or other vaginal yeast/bacterial infections

Doctor: What symptoms have you got?
Woman: Well, I've got a little bit too much cheese on the taco...

by BobSallas May 3, 2005

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Squeeze Cheese

To Fart, have flatulance, bad wind etc.

Dude, why did you squeeze cheese - that stinks !

by Zeflar July 1, 2004

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Cheese eating surrender monkeys

In the singular usage it more generally refers to a person holding French citizenship. More specifically, to a Frenchman holding an opinion that is deemed (by the listener) as unsupportive - especially regarding foreign policy or military matters.

It refers to the supposed cultural habits of Frenchmen - cheese eating and surrendering when any slight agressive action is taken towards them or their country. It is considered perjorative in any sense.

No war in Iraq? What are they thinking, those damn Cheese eating surrender monkeys?

by Bob Dobbs April 11, 2003

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Fromunda' Cheese

The accumulation of fermented "Duck Butter" from under the male gentiles. It creates a thick layer on the "gooch" that looks strikingly similar to cheese.
Fromunda' refers to "From-unda my nuts!"

Eww!!! Martine just wiped his fromunda' cheese all over Dave's face.

by nate.tec.mi October 22, 2008

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mozzarella cheese

type of cheese. believed to have been created by gabriella marchitelli

girl: hey whos that?
boy: its gabriella mozzarella cheese!

by myafhf August 7, 2009

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keen as cheese and mustard

To be excited and/or show agreement towards participation in an upcoming event

All over gang member 1: "Halo?"
All over gang members 2+3: "Halo!"
All over gang member 4: "I'm as keen as cheese and mustard to play Halo"
All over gang member 1: "Then let's play"

by Captain Rough Around The Edges October 25, 2006

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