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Rectal Brain Freeze

Noun. Can happen when using a cheap, cold water only bidet in winter. Usually the result of a fine jet of ice water hitting the outer rim of ones exit hole. Can also cause teeth to ache, resulting in a realization that the two holes have more in common then previously thought.
"I just used my bidet I received at the under $20 Christmas gift exchange and gave myself a rectal brain freeze. I also found out I have a cavity."
by Farnyblue December 22, 2022
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Mercy brain

Mercy brain refers to mercy mains who one trick mercy in overwatch who don’t have the brain capacity to swap to a decent hero after their team is getting absolutely rolled by the enemy team
Teammate 1:hey mercy we aren’t getting enough heals can you swap to bap
Mercy main:No I can only play mercy moira or brig sorry ( ^ ‿^♡)
Teammate 2: typical mercy brain I’m avoiding for free sr
by iamnotAincelimAreddituser December 23, 2022
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Crane Brain

When you get a blowjob from a chick that looks like a giraffe.
Mark: Dude… I heard you went home with that tall broad last night

Steve: Yeah it was dope… she gave me Crane Brain!
by Quadarius Junior March 1, 2023
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boomer brain

A state of being from when you cant process simple logic or basic instructions and your brain becomes overwhelmed, lowering your brain power and capacity to minimal levels, just enough to support life.

Same thing 'boomers' experience when using any form of modern technology (eg smartphones, computers etc).

Any generation can experience "Boomer Brain"
*At BBQ*
Alex: Did you bring the onions for the sausage sizzle?
Sophie: No, i thought you were?
Alex: You literally organised everything, why would i bring it?
Sophie: *stunned silence*
Alex: you didnt even bring butter either, fuck your boomer brain is bad.
by GoatofKek April 15, 2023
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gladiator braincells

Your two last brain cells are fighting for 3rd place
What’s happening to Em?
Oh they have gladiator braincells
by EmiAndArrow April 24, 2023
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Owen brain

Owen brain is a very special type of brain that only one person known has. The person, Owen, always acts so dumb in many situations and says things unrelated to what is being said. Other symptoms of Owen brain is baldness and excessive disturbance to people but scientists still have not been able to study it or find the cause or reason for it.
Why is this guy saying this, oh right its his Owen brain
by THE GOATTTTT May 4, 2023
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wrinkle brain

by Exirvity September 3, 2023
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