monkeys and typewriters

No fucking chance, man. Even with infinite chances, time, and probability, it ain't happening.

"Did your team survive?"
"They were too inexperienced. You know, monkeys and typewriters."

by onebakedsnake October 5, 2021

Not your typical Granddaddy

That guy is fit and hip. He is not your typical Granddaddy.

He is a GILF!! He is not your typical Granddaddy!!

by Gifted Special One November 22, 2021

Fat man tyrone

Fat man tyrone is that kid that shits him self in p.e or when the teacher talks about staying healthy,Eating healthy or staying fit. Tyrone has been on the tv show (My 6000 pound life)

A=Is that a mountain or What is it?.
B= Idk man it might be that fat man tyrone
A=Oh yeah i heard about that

by IAMBLACCCKCKCKCKCKCKC November 22, 2021

janique and tyrese

Janique and Tyrese is brother and sister who are always there for one other.

Janique and Tyrese is Sibling

by anonymous November 25, 2021

Do Not Type This Sentence

You were warned

I told you 'do not type this sentence, but you fucking did.

by B.Sting January 31, 2022

Sarah and Tyler

2 very sus cousins who touch each others arms and make lewd comments to each other

Person one: She just touched his arm
Person two: Oh that's just a Sarah and Tyler

by milf mommy February 6, 2022

Ann and tyri

Very cool people that most likely would talk often and have many friends.

Wow! Look at Ann and Tyri, they’re so cool.

by Cool DHAR man February 14, 2022