Hairy bits

Anything with hair on it or anything that can be described with hair on it.

Look at those hairy bits on that penguin.

by Kaifizzle July 7, 2010

hairy mustard gorilla gay balls

When you are gay and cover your hairy balls in mustard and have a gorilla fondle your nuts

Person A: "Hey what's steve doing?"
Steve: "Im doing hairy mustard gorilla gay balls rn."
Person A: "Thats kinda gay"
Steve: "I know"

by goofyfoog March 31, 2025

getting really hairy

You can get hairy with a few beers but if you want to get really hairy you have 6+ beers and throw in some shots here and there. Its very hard to drive after a really hairy night.
PLEASE don’t drive after a hairy time.

Are you staying here and getting really hairy? Or are you getting hairy and then going home?

by Goffstown January 22, 2021

hairy fifth

a type of marijuana, some fifth with hair, gooood shit.

"roll up some of that hairy fifth bro!"

by puuuuuusy. August 23, 2009

hairy hole

a male with a very hairy asshole
a lot of straight people tend to say it when they see their friends hole or show their hole a lot of roadman say this

“oi mate come eat my dirty hairy hole”

by L3BLOCK June 20, 2023

hairy barnacle

Basically a nipple.

Two things attached to your chest sorta like barnacles on a ship.... But they're hairy.

I have a third hairy barnacle....... wanna see?

by SlipperyGypsy01 November 29, 2017

Hairy Tuna

A girls vagina that is very hairy ,unshaven. Also she has a dirty snatch that smells fishy.

Wow that girl I was with last night had a serious case of( hairy tuna).

by Boots and puss May 27, 2016