The act of throwing rolls upon rolls of toilet paper over/around/in trees, on cars, over the house, and on the lawn. This is often done by minors towards their friends, neighbors, or acquaintances. This act usually includes other items, such as eggs(see Egging), bird feed, corn kernels, honey, forks, spoons, honey, bologna, and anything else one wishes to use against their victim. Note that bologna removes paint from cars when it dries.
by TheJoshinator January 3, 2008
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Oh, how funny.
Anyway, they try to promote their business by featuring all their shirts dressed on girls with large breasts.
Oh, how funny.
Anyway, they try to promote their business by featuring all their shirts dressed on girls with large breasts.
I saw another Snorg Tees ad today. It just showed a girl with huge boobs wearing a shirt that said "if zombies are coming, I'm tripping you." Really a turn-off, despite the huge boobs.
by plain goldfish January 25, 2011
Get the snorg tees mug.1) Attempting to act detached and “cool” in a way taught to the kids by MTV-affiliated celebrities.
2) A condition often seen among adolescent humans. It typically arises when a individual learns to perceive herself in a objective and rational third-person perspective, but due to her inexperience, fails to appreciate the irony of what existentialist philosophers have coined "The Absurd". The absurd human condition; the understanding of how our lives, on a cosmic scale, are futile and unimportant struggles, yet how we are unable free ourselves from treating our lives with the greatest concern.
Failing to appreciate the irony of her absurd existence, the aspiring teenage cynic then becomes obsessed with damasking the meaningfulness of her own life and the lives of others. This, she believes, will help her reach a more fundamental understanding of something which is somehow more significant and objective than that of her present life. For some people extremely prone to melodrama the condition ends in suicide.
Because the individual believes in the "truth" brought on by stripping away sentimental values culture have taught us to attach to the world, she is often perceived outwardly as cynical. This condition however should not be associated with philosophical cynicism or the kind of cynicism advocated by the likes of (the myth of) Aesop, Oscar Wilde or Dr. Samuel Johnson. The world will often treat the teenage cynic with disdain, confusing her condition with depression or apathy. Trying to solve the problem by offering entertainment of various types, the problem may intensify as the teenage cynic often will be unable to appreciate the entertainment offered, instead deeming it superficial.
2) A condition often seen among adolescent humans. It typically arises when a individual learns to perceive herself in a objective and rational third-person perspective, but due to her inexperience, fails to appreciate the irony of what existentialist philosophers have coined "The Absurd". The absurd human condition; the understanding of how our lives, on a cosmic scale, are futile and unimportant struggles, yet how we are unable free ourselves from treating our lives with the greatest concern.
Failing to appreciate the irony of her absurd existence, the aspiring teenage cynic then becomes obsessed with damasking the meaningfulness of her own life and the lives of others. This, she believes, will help her reach a more fundamental understanding of something which is somehow more significant and objective than that of her present life. For some people extremely prone to melodrama the condition ends in suicide.
Because the individual believes in the "truth" brought on by stripping away sentimental values culture have taught us to attach to the world, she is often perceived outwardly as cynical. This condition however should not be associated with philosophical cynicism or the kind of cynicism advocated by the likes of (the myth of) Aesop, Oscar Wilde or Dr. Samuel Johnson. The world will often treat the teenage cynic with disdain, confusing her condition with depression or apathy. Trying to solve the problem by offering entertainment of various types, the problem may intensify as the teenage cynic often will be unable to appreciate the entertainment offered, instead deeming it superficial.
Statements someone affected by teenage cynicism would typically say:
Teenage cynic 1: To me it's depressing to think about the fact that life is fundamentally without objective meaning and that one day we will all die (and the universe will end).
Teenage cynic 2: Men running around on a field, competing against each other, trying to kick a ball made out of dead skin in opposite directions. Soccer is for retards.
Teenage cynic 1: To me it's depressing to think about the fact that life is fundamentally without objective meaning and that one day we will all die (and the universe will end).
Teenage cynic 2: Men running around on a field, competing against each other, trying to kick a ball made out of dead skin in opposite directions. Soccer is for retards.
by mushytoast February 18, 2009
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People fucking people fucking your mind.
Have you lost your grip, have you let go so easy.
Are you still caught up in the flash of a skirt or muscle tone.
It's so stupid that they can lose there sight on whats real so quickly.
Then say that "yeah we know it's fake" and continue on obsessing over there fictional friends.
Do you want to see a real drama, there are six and a half billion happening right now.
They change every evening. Creativity at it's maximum, all original.
Not a regurgitated teen drama marketed at idiots.
Fuck the lack of reality in a show made for weak simple minded fools.
Placing yourself inside the market boundaries.
Oh so i was wrong, it's me who has it wrong, i'm the one who should be enjoying and not criticising.
Are you the tool of them or are we the ones realising what it really is.
Endless cycle of death re-birth, travesty triumph, love and hate.
How dull.
How long does the cycle take, scribble in your diary, place them on your wall. Where is the obsession?
End of the year you throw it away, another financial miracle.
Where one disappears two more rise, a canabalistic rite with a name change.
Create another as quickly as you can, you might be alone with your thoughts.
People fucking people fucking your mind.
Have you lost your grip, have you let go so easy.
Are you still caught up in the flash of a skirt or muscle tone.
It's so stupid that they can lose there sight on whats real so quickly.
Then say that "yeah we know it's fake" and continue on obsessing over there fictional friends.
Do you want to see a real drama, there are six and a half billion happening right now.
They change every evening. Creativity at it's maximum, all original.
Not a regurgitated teen drama marketed at idiots.
Fuck the lack of reality in a show made for weak simple minded fools.
Placing yourself inside the market boundaries.
Oh so i was wrong, it's me who has it wrong, i'm the one who should be enjoying and not criticising.
Are you the tool of them or are we the ones realising what it really is.
Endless cycle of death re-birth, travesty triumph, love and hate.
How dull.
How long does the cycle take, scribble in your diary, place them on your wall. Where is the obsession?
End of the year you throw it away, another financial miracle.
Where one disappears two more rise, a canabalistic rite with a name change.
Create another as quickly as you can, you might be alone with your thoughts.
by Jereb August 28, 2008
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A teenyscene is like a teenybopper. Whereas teenyboppers are generally 9-10 year old girls obsessed with such acts such as Eminem etc, teenyscene, or a tennyscener generally is any girl within the ages of 12 - 16 that is obsessed with such 'Britpop II' acts such as Arctic Monkeys, Milburn, and The Kooks. It is most probable that these teenysceners have a MySpace account that has most of the new bands featured in the NME magazine's 'Radar' (new music) section in their MySpace profile 'Music' section.
Under the surface, these teenysceners were probably 10-12 years olds that were obsessed with princesses, Smash Hits and the like, until they discovered that liking them would not get them very far, so did everything else and liked everything else that they thought was 'cool'.
Not to be trusted/liked/talked to.
A teenyscene is like a teenybopper. Whereas teenyboppers are generally 9-10 year old girls obsessed with such acts such as Eminem etc, teenyscene, or a tennyscener generally is any girl within the ages of 12 - 16 that is obsessed with such 'Britpop II' acts such as Arctic Monkeys, Milburn, and The Kooks. It is most probable that these teenysceners have a MySpace account that has most of the new bands featured in the NME magazine's 'Radar' (new music) section in their MySpace profile 'Music' section.
Under the surface, these teenysceners were probably 10-12 years olds that were obsessed with princesses, Smash Hits and the like, until they discovered that liking them would not get them very far, so did everything else and liked everything else that they thought was 'cool'.
Not to be trusted/liked/talked to.
Teenyscene Connversation:
Teenyscener 1: Have you heard of this new band called Arctic Monkeys? They're well buff.
Normal Person: ...
Teenyscener 1: Have you heard of this new band called Arctic Monkeys? They're well buff.
Normal Person: ...
by El Delgado July 2, 2006
Get the teenyscene mug.A playground, typically in an elementary school or park, used by kiddies during the day, but after hours becomes the perfect place for sex, drugs, drinking, and debauchery. Is most often used by teens in the summer, when they can't go home cause their families are there, but don't feel like fucking in the car. Also can be loads of fun to play on when drunk/high/bored. (Also, parking cars in the parking lot is very common with the park, the school, and the church parking lot)
I've only ever been back to my old elementary school to get high... We were there the other day at sunset and there was still a bunch of kiddies around, then the sun went down and WHAM! Teenage playground.
Last Halloween was just and excuse for me and brandon to mess around on the playground in the park. There was kids like 50 feet away though.. I was worried my neighbors would see me. Yikes! Not the best teenage playground, although I found some beers and smokes in the BBQ pit once. Party on AG!
Colin and I christened the seesaw at Rincon Park. There's always someone smoking/drinking/longboarding there. I hear gay patrick gave some guy head in the bathroom. It's a major teenage playground.
Hitting Playgrounds before we fool around has become a major tradition with me and michael, then we go back to the car. We're really into the teenage playground. It's cute.
Last Halloween was just and excuse for me and brandon to mess around on the playground in the park. There was kids like 50 feet away though.. I was worried my neighbors would see me. Yikes! Not the best teenage playground, although I found some beers and smokes in the BBQ pit once. Party on AG!
Colin and I christened the seesaw at Rincon Park. There's always someone smoking/drinking/longboarding there. I hear gay patrick gave some guy head in the bathroom. It's a major teenage playground.
Hitting Playgrounds before we fool around has become a major tradition with me and michael, then we go back to the car. We're really into the teenage playground. It's cute.
by stonasarah March 2, 2009
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