Tardbash

A retard that needs to get bashed by any inatimate object, book telephone, face, etc..

Holy shit man this dude is a fucking TARDBASH!

by HxC Chris Ro0flz October 1, 2006

tardcar

a bunch of homoerotics going at it in the back of your daddys geo

see Insane Clown Posse songs
You're a fagmiester tardcar dawg!

by Jordan Reiss October 20, 2006

Tard Loaf

A person who is rather stupid, ditsy, clumsy or a combination of the three. ( This is similar to a Tard Muffin though symtoms come in larger doses.

(something weird happens)
Person A: Wait...... Wha?!?!?!
Person B: Dude, stop being such a Tard Loaf!!!

by Lainer and Maleria August 22, 2008

Tard Botch

Retarded Bitch

Man, that chick is such a Tard Botch!

by Stella Ella Ella Eh Eh October 6, 2008

Tard-on

A hybrid word using the terms "Tard" and "Hard-on".
Tard = mentally handicapped or just plain stupid.
Hard-on = excessively strict or severe, not an actual erection.

When the words are combined, you get: a person who thinks they are in charge and are excessively strict and/or severe, however that person is or is border-line mentally handicapped and every ignores him.

John: Oh boy, Here comes Ted.
Ted: No talking during break time! My shoes hurt!
John: Ted, you're such a Tard-on!

by Jason's shoes hurt! June 8, 2010

tard whistle

The whistle that a retard wears around their neck and blows when they are lost. When you call someone a tard whistle, you are saying they are more retarded then a lost retard.

What's up tard whistle? The most drulling shitting themselves idiot.

by retodded retodd December 1, 2010

tard-on

someone who gets so excited about Doctor Who

Alright, don't get a tard-on

by senor g-string December 1, 2010