sperm gutter

a women or gay man who swallows alot of jiz

stay away from her shes a sperm gutter

by sydney miner June 11, 2006

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sperm killers

pants that are worn by males that are too hot are too tight; usually refered in the first person

"man I should not have worn these sperm killers to the golf course today."

by peeroni May 11, 2008

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sperm of the moment

unplanned spontaneous sex

It was sperm of the moment so I forgot to put on a condom.

by Kenric October 18, 2006

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speranza

(Verb) When you take a girl home expecting to just make out but you then proceed to get everything you ever wanted from a girl sexually in one night

Kaynes definition of a hell of a night

Me: yo pete what happened after the party
Pete the skeet: dude took a girl home after the party.thought I was friend zoned totally got a Speranza out of it!!

by Mehniggapete November 28, 2014

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your sperm is olympic, it can swim through any internal organs, it can hurdle any course, it is a mutant type of sperm, when contacted with,you will be impregnated immediatley, whether male or female this sperm is dangerous, beware of Martin Barr, he has an army of children, we belive there are thousands but there may be more, if you are a victim let us know!!!!

human olympic sperm, impregnates monkeys!

by random act of God!! July 20, 2006

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