Shark

Another name we like to use in reference to Po-Po, or Police. They drive around all slow, hide in the dark, and wait for unsuspecting prey to go by. Then they dart out after them, chase them down, and completely ruin their day by giving them a stupid ticket for something.

"Man, watch out, there's a Shark over there, parked around the corner. Slow down..."

by Shelbykitty March 6, 2009

jump-the-shark

After some significant event, everything from then on is terrible.

The rock band Metallica really 'jumped the shark' when they released 'Master of Puppets'.

by Lord Richard May 25, 2003

shark bait

when yo girls braces are scraping your wein while shes giving you head

"owe my dick hurts from my dick being shark bait to samantha last night! i hope she gets her braces off soon!"

by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017

Shark

A person who cracked a joke no one laughed at.

Guy #1: Dude, last night was amazing.

Shark: Your mom was amazing last night too.

Guy #2: Shark.

Dude #1: Your gay.

Shark: Your dad is gay.

Dude #2: Shark.

by The Jock 17 August 10, 2010

SNOW SHARK

a black chick sho likes 2 date a white boi

omg look at amanda shes such a snow shark

by jow dad mom March 7, 2007

land shark

A hyperactive dog that runs around harrassing, biting, and chewing everyone and everything in its path.
-A shark-like creature that dwells on land. "AKA" Murphy Brown man around town...

This fucking dog is like a landshark.
Stop landsharking me you little bastard.

by jeff March 17, 2005

Shark Face

The definition of Gianni Scandella ,a demi chav with fins for hair and acne for gills , Avoid at all costs, his M C improvisation is mind numbing

Speaker : Gianni you are a twat
Gianni : BEEEEEEHAAAAAAIVE!

by Elsammio January 9, 2005