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Landsharking 

The practice of approaching one's ladyfriend at speed, leaning forward with hands together on one's head as a shark fin, ending with the insertion of this fin into her front bottom.
Jane: Hey Amy, how was the film last night?

Amy: Not bad. I guessed the ending. Tell you what though, Rob gave me a good old landsharking when I got home.

Jane: What a toerag!
Landsharking by neil thomas April 21, 2007
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Landsharking

When a cat moves along the floor by dragging itself using the floor or other objects, instead of using...well, their feet.
Look out bro, my cat is landsharking
Landsharking by Ubeenbamboozledson November 18, 2025

land sharking

a girl spreads her arms acros a wall thrusting her ass in the opposite direction, while a guy in the other end of the room has his arms above his head, in the shape of a shark fin, humming the "jaws" theme song. Then as fast as he can he sprints to the other end of the room and pelvic thrusts his dick into her ass, hoping he doesn't miss.
land sharking by Jake Erenstoft August 16, 2006

Landsverking 

The act of staying home and protecting ones virginity

Named after the Landsverk L-60
Hey where is Alex? Oh he is Landsverking at home.
Landsverking by Someguyonaphone September 22, 2019

Lawnsharking 

When a person drives their car on another persons lawn or grass and proceeds to get a blowjob while parked on the lawn.
I drove Michelle to Lee Williams house so we can do a little Lawnsharking. I got that mother fucker good lol
Lawnsharking by The Truth and Legend February 27, 2010

landmarking 

To visit a place or area and take a picture of your back with your arms out. To face the world and leave your mark where you've visited.
"Hey, how was your trip to California?"
"It was awesome, check out this picture of me landmarking on Runyon Canyon"
landmarking by takeatoor April 4, 2015