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Oatmeal Flagpole

When a female is orally pleasuring a man and her gag reflex causes her to vomit on said penis.
"Oh man I got oatmeal flagpoled last night"
by Dipstick Master Juice January 20, 2009
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oatking

someone who's social ineptitude and penchance for drunk dialling will always be a shock to anyone they encounter.

usually have skinny-buttoned phones.

tend to be nice, but not clingy enough.

although tending to be a midget blonde boy, they can span across any gender and age range, look out.
"dguykgu i love you<3"

"you're such an oatking".

"hehe, i just got a new phone with skinny buttons! i'm an oatking now lulzzz"
by x1x1x1x1x1x1 April 9, 2010
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oaklaros

community college currency, accepted only at the bookstore
My Intro. to Pottery class lab kit costs nine and a half Oaklaros in addition to tuition. I need some more leafs.
by mike blotkamp January 21, 2011
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oar whore

A girl (or guy) who gets with multiple people on the crew team and is a sucker for the tight race suits that hug the athletes bodies.

--Similar to the idea of a "laxsitute"
Oarsman #1 "So dude, Jenni was all over me last night... she had a great stroke...if you know what i mean"
Oarsman #2 " Wait like Jenni in the V8+? No way may, I got with her too last night."
Oarsman #3 "She obviously likes tall, tan and yoked guys like us...what an oar whore"
Coxswain " tell me about it... when she found my coxbox, it was all over..."
by Grace Farmer May 31, 2013
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Oalk

It means "Obviously a little kid"
It's used to insult pros and other players, or simply just to express your disrispect towards another person, mostly an opponent that plays unfairly.
Sometimes it can also be said simply as "olk" or "olks" which means: Obviously little kids..
It can also be used to approach your friends in a funny unserious manner.
Person 1: Hey, you oalk!
Person 2: Who? me?
by Legend_Warp February 1, 2015
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Oakville

A town in Ontario, Canada.
Contrary to popular belief, no one says 'chate'. Stores like Aero, American Eagle, Abercrombie and Fitch, and Hollister are not 'cool', but for elementary schoolers. Since everyone has a rich daddy you should be wearing designer. You need at least one pair of Nikes or you ain't shit. You play hockey or basketball or you ain't shit.

Even though Oakville is a good half hour outside of Toronto, every white boy's Instagram bio will have a reference to 'the 6ix', Drake, or the Weeknd. Girls pretend to listen to rap and white boys brag about sex they don't have. Weed is the super popular and not even a surprise for someone under 16 to smoke it.

There are several high schools in Oakville, and it's very important which one you go to.
Holy Trinity-everyone smokes weed, everyone's violent, pretty wild party school.
St. Thomas Aquinas-everyone's smart as hell and open about it, lots of sluts, but not a big party school
Iroquois Ridge-literally the type of average high school you see on TV. Lots of annoying people but mostly normal kids
White Oaks-who goes to White Oaks?
Oakville Trafalger- WILD.

If you ever visit, stay away from Kerr Street.
"Man, Oakville sure got me feeling some type of way."
by yolk man May 25, 2015
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Oakley

The most beautiful girl you could ever meet, she doesn't realize it but she makes you laugh and makes your heart stop.
"That girl is so beautiful and doesn't know it"

"Oh my god, she is such an Oakley."
by KitKatKetta November 4, 2017
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