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someone who's social ineptitude and penchance for drunk dialling will always be a shock to anyone they encounter.

usually have skinny-buttoned phones.

tend to be nice, but not clingy enough.

although tending to be a midget blonde boy, they can span across any gender and age range, look out.
"dguykgu i love you<3"

"you're such an oatking".

"hehe, i just got a new phone with skinny buttons! i'm an oatking now lulzzz"
oatking by x1x1x1x1x1x1 April 9, 2010
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Used to describe feeling an intense amount of positive emotions for the band Hall & Oates, but mostly to John Oates. Can include involuntary dance moves that involve running ones finger through ones hair.
Did you see that dancing when "Private Eyes" came on? He was Oatsing.

also

I am Oatsing to get the new Hall and Oates CD "Home for Christmas"
Oatsing by Updawg January 7, 2008
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1. He who stands above otaku / wapanese by knowing more and owning more, and who distincts himself by having social skills and leaving the house. Has the same type of obsession as wapanese but knows sanity limits.

2. (Otaku no Video) He who seeks enlightenment by being the square root of otaku, being totally sealed off from society and truly doing nothing useful anymore.
An otaku with a hot girlfriend? Damn what an otaking.
otaking by mf December 21, 2003
The act of jerking off on an oak tree
Person 1: oh dude let’s go have a oak jerk with the guys.
Person 2: hell yah hat sounds great I fucking live oaking!
oaking by QueenBee27 January 24, 2018
The act of one jerking off onto an oak tree.
Person 1: yo dude, let’s go have a nice circle oak with the guys!
Person 2: oh hell yah that sounds great I love oaking!
oaking by QueenBee27 January 24, 2018
The act of Oaking someone, otherwise known as leaving someone on read, because they just don't give a damn about what you have to say.
Oaking.
Example: Dammit Tony, she Oak'd me again. She's probably still probably doesn't give a shit.
Oaking by Inspector Bullshit July 2, 2019
A word you use when you cant come up woth words that start with O
Friend: I challenge u to say 7 words that start with O
Friend 2: fine, oats, octopus, obsticle, operate, okay, ummm...Oating. Ha got it
Oating by Andy1823 May 31, 2017
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