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someone who's social ineptitude and penchance for drunk dialling will always be a shock to anyone they encounter.

usually have skinny-buttoned phones.

tend to be nice, but not clingy enough.

although tending to be a midget blonde boy, they can span across any gender and age range, look out.
"dguykgu i love you<3"

"you're such an oatking".

"hehe, i just got a new phone with skinny buttons! i'm an oatking now lulzzz"
oatking by x1x1x1x1x1x1 April 9, 2010
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Used to describe feeling an intense amount of positive emotions for the band Hall & Oates, but mostly to John Oates. Can include involuntary dance moves that involve running ones finger through ones hair.
Did you see that dancing when "Private Eyes" came on? He was Oatsing.

also

I am Oatsing to get the new Hall and Oates CD "Home for Christmas"
Oatsing by Updawg January 7, 2008
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1. He who stands above otaku / wapanese by knowing more and owning more, and who distincts himself by having social skills and leaving the house. Has the same type of obsession as wapanese but knows sanity limits.

2. (Otaku no Video) He who seeks enlightenment by being the square root of otaku, being totally sealed off from society and truly doing nothing useful anymore.
An otaku with a hot girlfriend? Damn what an otaking.
otaking by mf December 21, 2003
The act of jerking off on an oak tree
Person 1: oh dude let’s go have a oak jerk with the guys.
Person 2: hell yah hat sounds great I fucking live oaking!
oaking by QueenBee27 January 24, 2018
The act of one jerking off onto an oak tree.
Person 1: yo dude, let’s go have a nice circle oak with the guys!
Person 2: oh hell yah that sounds great I love oaking!
oaking by QueenBee27 January 24, 2018
The act of Oaking someone, otherwise known as leaving someone on read, because they just don't give a damn about what you have to say.
Oaking.
Example: Dammit Tony, she Oak'd me again. She's probably still probably doesn't give a shit.
Oaking by Inspector Bullshit July 2, 2019
A word you use when you cant come up woth words that start with O
Friend: I challenge u to say 7 words that start with O
Friend 2: fine, oats, octopus, obsticle, operate, okay, ummm...Oating. Ha got it
Oating by Andy1823 May 31, 2017
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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